Part 2 Because Tumblr Sucks With This Image Limit

Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

*Me not harrassing her but saying what i dont like in her histories*

I really dont like to be hated but still

To all the people who harass Lily Orchard, just, in general:

I hate... each and every last one of you.

And I hope you never find happiness every again, for as long as you live. :)

Found a PDF with 3 Editions of Carmilla in my language and the original in english. Thank you Academia Brasileira de Letras.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1i7MH86Cvxrc62MmE_ghTTZU6iMuF0U35/view?usp=drivesdk

I read all of them in One night. I memorized EVERYTHING.

AND MY OPINION REMAINS, I DONT SHIPP LAURA AND CARMILLA, CARMILLA WAS A MONSTER WHO LITERALLY WAS GONNA EAT LAURA AND WAS KILLING PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE CASTLE. HOW IN THE FUCK PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN BE A COUPLE?! LAURA LITERALLY HAVE A DEEP TRAUMA AFTER ALL OF THIS!

By the way, i give the book a 10/10 Mark, its a very good book and i enjoyed reading every single Page of it. I love Vampire stuff and other dark things.

Now i gotta read Dracula...

See ya.

this minute long clip from make some noise made me feel more emotions than any oscar bait drama i've ever seen or ever will see

HAPPY NEW YEAR, SUCKERS!

FELIZ ANO NOVO!

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 3: Jaune and The Girls

*in the Last Episode, Jaune Arc discovered that Witches have a way to find their mates by seeing a certain light in someone's eyes. Now, this Witch Hunter apprentice is The mate of 4 Witches: Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna and Weiss Schnee.*

*Now, The Narrator is gonna let Jaune tell How he is right now. After all, in The time of this AU, one week has passed.*

Jaune: Hum... I am supposed to read something?

*no, Jaune. Just Tell me, How this week has been.*

Jaune: Oh! Its... Been great. Im living pretty well actually.

*So They are treating you well?*

Jaune: I mean... In their own way. *Blushes.*

*If you do not feel ashamed, Tell me. How They are with you?*

Jaune: Can i Tell in Order? *The Narrator nods* Ok. I Will start with Ruby. She is gentle, kind and Very cute. And she loves weapons. Like, a lot!

flashback on

Ruby: Here, right here. *She shows her scythe to Jaune, focusing on The Blade* You see? Its getting blind.

Jaune: Blind?

Ruby: It means The Blade is getting Weaker. But with my Magic, i can revigorate It. *she uses her wand and The Blade is shining like New* See? Good as New!

Jaune: That's Very cool!

Flashback off

Jaune: And that night i discovered that It also affects organic things.

flashback on

Jaune: *panting, no clothes on bed* Ruby... Please... No more... Its been 6 times already... The others are gonna get angry...

Ruby: *on top of him, with a grinning Smile* Well, I was the one to bring you here. And I convinced Yang that you would Last The entire night in my First time so...

*she Takes her wand and touches The tip of his Dick with It. Without any further Warning, The massive dong rises again, Ruby smiling in a pervert way, while Jaune looks terrified.*

Ruby: Get ready for more 4 rounds of riding.

Flashback off

Jaune: Yeah... Ruby can be cute and kind. But in bed... I must pray to survive her lusy.

*And The other girls?*

Jaune: Oh, yeah. Well, Blake is like a cat. She is serious, acts like Nothing matters but... She has a Very cute and needy Side too.

Flashback on

Jaune: Is that... Cat ears?

Blake: Yep. *Reading an erotic book, sitting by his Side in The couch* I use to hide them in a bow, as Its a way Witch Hunters finds either Witches like me or Familiars.

*Jaune looks at her cat ears, an urge growing Inside of him. Blake notices his looks, grabbing its hand and putting it in her Head.*

Blake: Listen. If you ever Tell anyone that i like being petted, i Will turn you into a Frog And dissecate you. Got It?

Jaune: ... I got It.

Blake: Good. Now you can pet me.

*Jaune moves his Hand in Blake's Head, patting her. The Black haired girl then lets a small and cute purr, while clinging in The Blonde one*

Blake: You know, you have a good talent with hands.

Jaune: I was the best at polishing armors and giving massages in The academy.

Blake: Massages? *She lays in his lap, letting her back visible to him, smiling in a smug way* The girls Will take her time to Go back, so How about you give me a special massage?~

*Jaune gulps, as he looks at her back and butt. He looks around, trying to see If They are truly alone. Suddenly, his neck is pulled by a Black cat tail, making him get on top of Blake's back, his crotch near her butt. She smiles as she feels his bulge grows beetween her buttcheeks*

Blake: Oh, so you are Anxious for that~

Flashback off

Jaune: Blake is The boldest of them all. And likes to take risks. Different of Weiss. Weiss is... A princess. She is Very bossy and its on Command of everything. But there's The thing. She... Knows How to motivate everyone.

Flashback on.

*Jaune is swordfighting with Weiss in The forest, The girl overpowering him with its Rapier. Suddenly, with a fast cut, Weiss disarmed him, slicing its rusty armor in half. Jaune drops his Sword, putting his hand up*

Jaune: I surrender.

Weiss: Good. *she makes her Sword disappear* Its Very rare for a Witch Hunter to surrender.

Jaune: Im not totally a Witch Hunter, you know.

Weiss: Yes That's why i Said It, dolt. *she cleans her hands*. You need to improve If you wanna have a chance against me. Or anyone.

Jaune: I got it... *He turns around, going towards The house.*

Weiss: Where are you going?

Jaune: Im tired. I wanna rest. *he bumps into an Ice wall* ouch!

Weiss: You are not tired. I can Sense it. Come here and Tell me what's wrong.

Jaune: Im saying im Fine! Its not enough?

*Weiss opens its arms, Jaune dont understanding any of this. Suddenly, an Ice Pillar pushes him towards her, The girl embracing The taller One in a gentle hug.*

Jaune: W-weiss what are you doing? *He asks as he blushes, his Head in her chest*

Weiss: People used to treat you harsh, right? And your calming mechanism... Was hiding. Lying that you are tired Just for staying alone... *She touches his hair, stroking it.* And crying.

Jaune: I dont cry. Im Fine.

Weiss: Jaune... *She pulls him down, making him knee* You know that a week has passed and The light didnt faded away, right?

Jaune: ... Yeah.

Weiss: So dont be afraid of crying on my shoulder when you want to. Ok? You are my mate, our mate. And... I wont think you are weak If you show me your feelings.*

*Jaune Arc stopped resisting The hug and started letting himself be embraced by Weiss arms, all while sunking its Head in her shoulders and, in silence, letting The tears flow. Weiss stroked his hair, while thinking that Maybe They werent so different after all.*

Flashback off

Jaune: I like that she is The Ice Witch but gives me The warmest hugs. Even in bed. Her favourite position is anyone where she can hold in me. In my opinion, i think she is The most clingy.

*I see that your Relationship with them has improved. But i have a question for you. And Yang? You still didnt talked about her.*

Jaune: Oh. Yang. Of course. Well... She is... Difficult. Very difficult. I dont think she likes me much. In fact we still didnt did... Anything. *Sigh* I still think she wants to Crush me.

*I as The Narrator knows everything. However, i cant Tell you much. All i can Tell to you its to be patient. Because you still need to Dig deeper Into her Heart.*

Jaune: Can you give me some advice?

*Unfortunally, only on next episode. Also, If someone wants to know something more about this séries, The Askbox and The comments are always open. See you later.*

*To be Continued...*

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 2

The 4 Witches

*in the last episode, The Witch Hunter Jaune Arc entered in a Forest trying to find The Red Witch Ruby Rose. He found The Witch, but she was Stronger than him, and discovered that he was not a true Witch Hunter, but an apprentice. Now, Ruby is taking him to her home, as she found The Young Warrior to be Pretty to her...*

*Ruby kicks The wooden door of a cozy cottage in The center of The Forest, smiling as she sees 3 girls Inside her home. They are her friends:*

Yang Xiao Long, The Fighting Witch;

Weiss Schnee, The Snow Witch;

And Blake Beladona, The Faunus Witch.

Ruby: GIRLS! YOU ARE HERE!

Yang: Yeah! You forgot that we planned to dinner together today?

Ruby: No i did not. That's why i decided to bring a friend! *She pulls Jaune, who she Tied up with magical chains, gagged with a Ball gag* Surprise! I met a Boy and he is a-

Blake: A WITCH HUNTER!

*The 3 Witches casts together a spell that makes them get weapons: Weiss with its rapier, Blake with a Whip and Yang with Fire knuckles. The 3 Witches prepare all to Attack together until Ruby puts itself beetween them and him.*

Ruby: Wait! He is not a Witch Hunter!

Weiss: But he is wearing an armor similar to one of them! He is a Witch Hunter!

Yang: Even If its a rusty one, its a proof!

Ruby: He is an apprentice!

Blake: Even worse! Now that he is here he can rat us to other Witch Hunters!

Ruby: Not If he dont escape!

Yang: Ruby, honey, get out of our way.

Ruby: But...

*The 3 Witches move Ruby aside with a Flick of their fingers, grabbing Jaune. They are ready to Attack him until...*

Ruby: BUT I WANT TO DATE HIM!

*The three Witches stop their Attack, Yang looking in Shock at Ruby. Her little sister was looking at them with puppy eyes, a red blush in her cheeks.*

Ruby: Yang... Look at him. He is beautiful.

*Jaune in this moment was extremely scared, to the point that he was sweating buckets and trembling. Yang was bigger than him, and that was impressive. Suddenly, They unchain him and remove his gag, looking at his face and body.*

Yang: Hum... Yeah, he is pretty. *She says, holding his face with both hands*

Weiss: And bulky too. *She grabs his bíceps*

Blake: So you fell in love with him?

Jaune: I-i am not involved with her. She Just grabbed me and brang me here!

Yang: You kidnapped this handsome guy? Damn Ruby, you learned very well. Im so proud! *She pats Ruby Head*

Jaune: What?!

Weiss: Let me explain this to you, Blondie. *She points at his nose* When a Witch finds a Man worthy of her, she brings him home... Either way its necessary.

Jaune: But we Just met this morning!

Blake: Time does not matter. When we look at a potential mate eyes... *She looks at his eyes, a small light appearing on them for a second.* we see a signal.

Jaune: Like... A Light?

Weiss: Wait... You Saw It in Blake's eyes? *A small light appears in her eyes*

Jaune: In yours too! *He looks at Yang, and The same thing happens.* A-and you too!

Ruby: WHAT?!

Yang: Son of a Bitch... *she grabs him by his armor, removing It with Violence* YOU JUST SAID THAT WE ALL FOUR HAD THE SAME LIGHT?!

Blake: Well i Saw a light in his eyes too...

Weiss: Me too...

Ruby: That was one reason i brang him home to be honest...

*Yang look at Jaune's eyes, seeing a Bright light appearing in them for a Second. She then release him, turning around. She is Red as a tomato.*

Yang: Its True... This... Witch Hunter... Is made to be with us, The 4 Witches.

Jaune: Wait wait wait! *He gets up* You mean that i am...

Ruby: Our... Companion now. *She says in a shy tone*

Jaune: This cant be happening. Im a Witch Hunter! Im supposed to Slay Witches, not... Lay with them!

Weiss: Y-yeah! Yang, this cannot be True!

Yang: But It is! And we know How this work.

*The 4 girls look at eachother and at Jaune. Suddenly, The door gets closed with a loud slam, Jaune looking at them with a scared expression. The 4 girls now surround him, staring at him.*

Jaune: W-what are you going to do?

Ruby: You are our mate now, Jaune. And The Mate of a Witch its not permitted to leave.

Yang: And If you try, you must remember that we are witches... *She closes her Fist, embers flying from It.* we can get you anywhere.

Blake: For now, you must consider you to be Lucky. Because there's cases of fake mates.

Weiss: And If in one week The light dont appear again...

Blake: We can let you leave.

Ruby: So you can never come back...

RWBY: EVER.

*Jaune gulps, nervous and scared. But at The same time, aroused. He was now with 4 girls Who claimed him to be their mate, wich means one thing now:*

Jaune: That means... I got 4 girlfriends?

Ruby: Yeah. *she realizes a Dark smoke coming from the kitchen* Oh! My cookies! I left The Stove on while hunting!

Weiss: You Dolt! You are gonna set this house on Fire one day! *Weiss runs with Ruby towards The kitchen, a bucket appearing in her hands*

Blake: And The mood changed faster than i thought It would last. *She lies in The sofa, a window opening and The smoke leaving.* Here. All clean now.

Yang: Well, dinner aint gonna Cook itself. *Yang says, slapping Jaune's back. Then she grabs his neck from behind* Listen up, pretty boy. You are gonna stay with us but this doesnt mean i fully accepted you as my and Ruby mate. So let me make this clear... If you dare to do anything that would make Ruby cry or even break her Heart... Im gonna Punch you so hard in The nuts that They will reach your mouth. Got It?

Jaune: I-i got It.

Yang: Good. Oh and Tonight... *She gets Very close to his year, whispering* You are gonna let us see you without your rusty armor.

*Jaune gets Red, so Red that not even a tomato could compare. Yang smiles for a bit. He is so easy to tease. Blake Just look at him with a curious look, as she thinks How Jaune Will survive one week with Them...*

*well, only time can answer what is going to happen next.*

*TO BE CONTINUED...*

This, is my star wars fanfic

https://www.spiritfanfiction.com/historia/star-wars-o-retorno-da-luz-interativa-24918983

Yes, im from Brazil, so its in portuguese. I based some things on a fanfic i didnt liked, The Sith Resurgence, and its basically an original star wars thing.

Anyone interested on it, call me. I will translate some parts of it in english.

YES! FINALLY SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT SYIR, THAT MONSTER LILY MADE

responding to anon talking abt syir (diantha’s gardevoir): lily presents syir as a sort of “evil counterpart to g” and “everything she’s afraid of becoming” because she forced diantha into a relationship and abuses her, but this falls flat in my opinion because g is still just as bad as syir in many regards.

g forced a mating bond on comic!lily without her knowledge and in a state where she couldn’t consent (and would get comic!lily in serious legal trouble if anyone found out), is violently possessive over comic!lily to the point of threatening her friends and partners, saw a ralts bonding with comic!lily as a threat to their relationship and nearly attacked her despite acknowledging that ralts are children for her species, created a baby without comic!lily’s consent, “forcibly silenced” anyone who found out about her and comic!lily’s mating bond, and has physically assaulted/threatened comic!lily multiple times.

(side note: syir and diantha never properly appeared in the comic, only being discussed in a since-deleted set of articles on the poke-madhouse wiki. but at one point when the character lacey beaulieu questions comic!lily about her relationship with g, comic!lily gets indignant and insists she hasn’t “pulled a diantha”— implying it’s diantha’s fault that she’s trapped in an abusive relationship with a creature who holds full physical/psychic power over her. and that’s really fucked up.)

That's a ridiculously dark set of headcannon, especially since Diantha is doing alright in the games.

Yesterday i made a post about a crackship i made

About Juste belmont from Castlevania and Nino Nakano from Gotoubun no hanayome.

Basically these 2.

And i must say i was extremely sleep deprived because of Insônia + trying to make my books go forward, so i must explain some things on why i imagined this crackship.

Basically... I hate the part of the anime that shows that the girls didnt move away from their feelings of the main character even though he already made his choice. Sure a bad choice, but still, a bad decision from the author. Nino still is best girl.

And Juste Belmont... Is such a badass Belmont. The anime of Netflix dont give him Justice, specially that i beat Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance 2 days ago and goddamn he is so cool man.

Best Castlevania for GBA, would play again.

And considering these 2 factors, i just had a thought

What if they met and something more happened?

In my defence, i got too inspired by those Nanami X Tiana shippers and i like both of these characters

So here i go