Why Am I Allowed To Draw

Ok,ok… This is my first fontcest audio soo… maybe is not really good xD. but I saw the comic of @eli-sin-g about the serial killer and all of that.. and I said: ‘’¡¡I want to record an audio about this!!’’, also is one of my favorite artists on the world and well.. (ah! also the voice of US Sans & US Papyrus were made by me, and I don’t speak english really good.. so I’m really sorry if my pronunciation is not good at all ;w;)

~US!PAPS x LISTENER ((NSFW))~

[[ I’M A LITTLE LATE ON THIS AUDIO, SOMEONE PAYED ME FOR IT SO I’M SORRY, MORE WILL BE COMING OUT SOON, AND THEY’LL BE GOOD! <3 ]]

Script:

[Knocking sounds. Door opening]

Papyrus: hmm? Oh, hey! I was expecting ya. [Sly tone] come in, come in….

[Door closing sound]

Papyrus: To be honest, I didn’t think you wanna do this. With, you know…..me being a skeleton all. [Chuckling]

[Bed squeaking/movement sound XD]

Papyrus: [chuckle] Now aren’t you all excited and ready….well little missy. [Shuffles closer] We can’t be too loud. [Starts to kiss and whispers] I don’t wanna wake my lil bro. [chuckles more and more kissing sounds]

[INSERT YOUR SEXY HUMS NOISES HERE]

Papyrus: [shuffling] uh~ *huffs* hey, here, let me just. …. There, don’t need this. [Cloth plopping sound] Hmmm you look so nice…spread your legs a bit… [Pause] yeah…good girl.

Papyrus: ssssssss, oooh, you’re really wet down there….. [Finger sucking sound], and tasty, [Chuckles]

[One last nice kiss sound before sex scene]

Papyrus:  [semi aggressive sounding] alright kitten, arch your back … Yeah, that’s it, heh. Im sliding right in.

Papyrus: [Groaning and moaning] Oh, Yeah, there you go..  Oh yeah.. [More moaning and groaning as he talks]

Papyrus: [Moaning and groaning] S-Such a g-good girl..! [Moaning and thrusting] There ya go you like that huh?

Papyrus: [Bed squeaking as he thrusts, groans and moans] Oh, there ya go, there’s my baby! Oh, oh yeah, you’re so beautiful, you’re so great!

Papyrus: You can fuck better, there ya go, ah, there ya- ah god! [Thrusting as he gets close]

Papyrus: Are you ready huh, are you fucking ready?! There ya go, good girl! [Frantically speeding up and pounding]

Papyrus: O-Oh, oh God, I’m gonna I’m gonna, I’m gonna cum! [Climaxes as he pounds you and bites down on his hand, breathing slowing]

Papyrus: Ahn, yeah.. Good, I c-came inside.. [Pulls out and rests comfortably above you, a little semen sliding out and onto your stomach]

Papyrus: Oh God I’m s-still c-cumming [soft breathing as he looks into your eyes] Oh yeah, you’re my little girl, you always will be…

Papyrus: [soft chuckle] My little frisky girl.. [chuckle] Goodnight, see ya in the morning… [Kisses your forehead]

HEADPHONES ARE RECOMMENDED! There is yelling so be warned.

Nothing NSFW unless skelekisses are. :p

Popping Blueberries

*wiggles eyebrows*

Guess who is still longwinded as fuuuuuuuuuuuck???? This took way longer than it should’ve but hey, I powered through the block, and here I am.

@smol-skelepun thank u for believing in me, u loyal

The Menu: undertail, edgeberry, uf papy x us sans, swooning, romantic to the point it’s almost a lil sickening, ecto-anatomy (vag ‘n dick…’n flesh), first time, fingering, slight occ, implied honeymustard, etc.

The Price: 4796w

If you like, please send your compliments to the chef (lemme know wazzup)

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— Back again with audio! Yep its been awhile guys..! But I felt like doing an audio to get back with the groove! Plus, I know you guys want me to many more other things. But I can’t since I’m busy with other stuff and school..SO enjoy!

-In the Libary -sucking him off -man moaning -trying to stay quiet -NON_GENDER Listener 

VOICE BY ME

Art by right owner

Moral of the story: Don’t give drunk people any ideas.

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Paps, he’s just cleaning his tail, what is your problem.

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