1 Note Within The Next Hour: I Wont Have A Panic Attack

The computer system ate our IT guy. Can't have shit in London.

house

i like making people feel uncanny

i love the

A: "arent you forgetting something??"

B: [hesitantly gives A a forehead kiss in a confused manner]

A: "your fucking [thing]!"

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

i know the last thing ive done is reblog a horse plush but im not still dying i just havent had an original thought lately

they let you do that for money now

why do we stop wrestling with our friends as we get older. i literally need to wrestle full force with somebody right now that’s so fun why is that not normal when you’re like over 8 years old

notes goals!!!

0 notes: i will do nothing

there are no goals beyond that

today i picked up a peice of ice that was on my driveway; i dropped it and it went pchiechewchh like the sound of breaking legos in the lego batman video game. it was for the boys and i am the boys

imm gonna do it this time. im going to rip my skin off