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Part 1 (this one ) / Part 2
Ok so I wanted to do something about Penelope warrior AU cuz I FUCKING LOVE THE CONCEPT
Idk Odysseus being the prince of Itaca and Penelope being trained by Ares almost her whole life to be the best warrior ever. They met by chance in Sparta when they were young and Ody just falls for her cuz who doesn't like a badass woman who is very capable of kicking your ass if she wants to
Still working on part 2 tho
EDIT: PART 2 IT'S READY
Haven't uploaded in a hot second, huh?
Anyways- Team Red x MLB Crossover! Woooooooooo!
I always loved the idea of Ladybug and Spider-man interacting, but Team Red with Ladybug? A darker Version, a bit like Shadybug? Uh, yes please!
Really wanna write it and I'm working on it but nja...
Might be Bio!Dad Matt? Or Siblings!PeterNette?
So, you know all the different interpretations in how people draw (epic) Odysseus ?
Examples:
(Gigi, duvetbox, aniflamma, Ximena Natzel, and Wolfythewitch respectively)
What version of Odysseus (including but not limited to these examples) would win against the others in a fight?
Comment / reblog with the Odysseus drawings you want to see, and who you think would win. Polls start soon
Baby freaking monsters!
how dare they be this adorable!
I'm using these images as inspiration for a campaign I'm running. But you should all check out Rudy Siswanto's art. It really captures the essence of adventure.
When I was little my momβs meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didnβt like anyone elseβs, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so hereβs the recipe
4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
1 TBs ketchup
1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
1 Tbs bbq sauce
1 Tbs steak sauce
1 egg
mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if youβre feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if itβs just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
warrior Penelope au but it's Amphitrite singing that one cover of get in the water
YOU KNOW THE ONE
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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
body language masterlist
a translator that doesnβt eat ass like google translate does
a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
550 words to say instead of fuckin said
638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
some more body language helpΒ
This made me think that in the Warrior Penelope AU it would be Penelope who ran to her patron for help on how to flirt boy.
Ares would be much more enthusiastic about helping Penelope,(after a small window of being incredulous bc why would she ask him about this and not his girlfriend, the literal goddess of love) but his actual advice would probably kinda suck.
It's okay, Odysseus ends up being kinda into it.