Is That Why I Always Feel Like Strutting Everytime I Listen To The Queer Master Peice That Is Goldrush

Sister daniel giving me back shots when?!?!?!

WE’RE GETTING SISTER DANIEL BACKSHOTS?!

george and charli are my dream 3 way

GEORGE DANIEL GET OUT OF MY WAY

painfully homosexual

something so diabolically homosexual about phil's "blood" smeared on his face and hands while he's wearing phil's jacket. whatever

RIBS BY LORDE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

reminiscing on dan and phil's life story together always makes me feel insane because it sounds like the plot of a fanfic: two freakishly tall awkward british gays with matching emo haircuts. dan starts out as a fan of phil, phil encourages him to make his own videos after they start talking online. dan only started trying to get phil's attention online on his 18th birthday and within months they meet up irl, and the Q&A video they make together the first time they meet blows up. within a little over a year they are practically living together, then they are accidentally outed because of a freak YouTube glitch as well as fans discovering old posts. nevertheless they become pioneers in what YouTubers can do outside the platform itself - Radio Hosts/Celebrity Interviews/Touring Stage Shows/Books/Party Games/Disney Cameos. they eventually come out via a dan video essay with 12 million views. later they move in to their third place together, a luxury home they bought and designed with all the money they made over the years. then when Dan goes on a solo tour in 2022 they reveal they that they had never spent more than two weeks apart since 2009. And don't even get me started on the joint gaming channel or the cat whiskers...

BUT the wildest part, that knocks me out every time I remember, is how phil, who allegedly has psychic abilities passed on from his grandmother, used tarot cards in a video to predict that he would meet someone with personality traits that exactly match dan's, about three months before they ever began talking online. like. how is that a real sentence I just typed. do we live in a simulation.

Speaking of Jemily: would you like if i post the fic i'm writting "you're nothing more than his wife?"

the tropes: Co-workers to lovers, one bed trope, she falls first- she falls harder, in denial, first wlw relationship ,internalized homophobia , comp-het, falling out, she marries a man.

The fic is about when Emily joins the team Jj falls in love with a woman for the first time. (season 1)

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Her lips part as she puts the hints together. You don’t have to be a profiler to put it together. She opened her mouth to say something but shut it again. 

“You. you did it on purpose” she whispered, our eyes meeting “you touched my hand, the tee-shirt. You did it on purpose” 

“It took you long enough to realize” my mouth creeped into a smile.

I was listening to loml and I started thinking about jemily (the ship name of two female fbi agents, Emily and jj, on criminal minds). Jj left Emily when jj thought she was in love with her new husband, Jj ends up pregnant and now feels like she has to stay in the relationship. and in my mind it's the song Emily would associate with Jj.

It reminds me of Kaylor. Taylor is singing to Karli. she's the lost of Taylor's life.

In my mind, both Kaylor and Jemily found their way back together despite the husbands and kids.

"I haven’t thought about it like that, as the common denominator being love itself in loads of different pursuits of it, but that is what it is. I’ve always been aware that I’ve been asking different questions on different records, but they are all questions about: Will you? Can I? Can we?"

— Matty Healy for Rolling Stone's Can true love exist anymore? The 1975’s Matty Healy isn’t sure (July 12, 2022)

illicit affairs // Hits Different // All You Had To Do Was Stay // Dancing With Our Hands Tied (all lyric connections)

I really need tumblr to let me save in folders so I don't have scroll endlessly through my likes to find a fic

FUCK THIS COUNTRY