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Masterpost

I found this old Pokemon Battle Revolution video that features Red vs Leaf! I love Leaf’s pokeball-throw-twirl and the fact that she beat Red by screwing the rules and having 2 turns in a row :D

It’s the end-credits of Boxtrolls, from Laika!

Seriously though, I’d like to thank you for actually reading the article! I don’t particularly like or hate the Cars franchise, but seeing its new movie already getting this negative press on tumblr makes me sad, especially when it feels like people are blaming the director for something he didn’t say.

'Cars 3' First Look: Meet Pixar's New Millennials

It’s mobile millennials vs. mid-size cars with midlife crises in Disney-Pixar’s next movie, Cars 3, the second sequel in the billion-dollar franchise, skidding into theaters this June. If you caugh…

Sounds bad.

it might stretch or go beyond the limits of the motion shown in the Cars movies, but maybe you can:

open and close the doors

open or slam the boot compartment

turn on or off the inside lights

rotate the outside mirrors

turn on or off the outside lights

puff the airbag when very stressed (it's probably not visible behind the eyes, but maybe the noise can still be heard)

as mention above, use the windshield wipers

use the windshield wiper fluid

make the revving engine noises

have them drive around while talking. e.g. a happy car might do donuts, or a sad car might slump in neutral position and roll where the ground takes them, or slowly reverse. or affectionately use their bumpers to softly bump another car. etc.

Cars Fanfic Author Problems:

“Wait a minute can they even do this they’re freaking cars”

You start to write something about ears or hands and then you remember like “…oh wait-”

getting anxious about putting human food in a scene so you just say oil to make it less conflicting

C A R  H U G S …

“THEY’VE GESTURED WITH THEIR TIRES LIKE TEN TIMES ALREADY DO SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID VEHICLES LIKE I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME”

unsure about how to make a scene more dynamic cause the characters can really only just sit there talking to each other

“IS. LIGHTNING. MCQUEEN. OOC. I SWEAR HE’S OOC IN THIS SCENE”

Or, alternatively: “IS ANYONE IN-CHARACTER IN THIS SCENE OH GOD I DON’T KNOW THIS SERIES AT ALL DO I I’M HORRIBLE”

“wait do they even have windshield wipers”

“how far can they stretch their axles out like arms omg this must read so awkward”

when you have to write Mater’s dialogue and you start  to say it out loud in the Larry the Cable Guy voice cause good God how do you write that voice properly (i.e. occasional horrid grammar and/or catchphrases)

*incoherent screaming about car anatomy*

“Okay would McQueen really cry here no he’d hold it in- but wait a second wouldn’t it be more powerful if he broke down here- alright listen up here-”

“OKAY IS IT THE ENGINE OR THE BATTERY THAT’S THE HEART I’M SO CONFUSED AND I’M THE ONE WRITING IT”

A24 Sweeps Film Categories at the 2023 SAG Awards as ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ Breaks Record for Most Wins 

i don’t have tiktok, why is everyone mad at george?

(was it because he said he didn’t like the spice girls or something?)

(if you’re too busy to answer, no worries)

the drama on beatlestok is SO FUNNY... why the hell y’all being so dramatic over a band that broke up before u were a fuckin’ sperm in your dad’s ballsack. and not to mention that half of the members are dead... let them rest in peace LMAOFJOFJKDHJDJGDJG

Mello is a magician?! That would be so cool!

Death note characters + emojis

test post testing testing

Suez Canal blockage

Can the suez canal blockage with solved with tonnes of dynamite?

KABOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

goodbye ship!

goodbye cargo!

Hello shrapnel! (guess the surrounding area shall have to be emptied)

but would flying some explosives over there, exploding the ship and its cargo cost less for people, since that would let the trade go through again, or would that damage the canal, and cost people more?