Idk How To Caption This One I Just Thought This Sounded So So Funny

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

the last supper

Senpai says you’re welcome

LETS FUCKING GO

hi (drops this a scurries away)

once again begging everyone to read https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/my-pal-lawrence

despite some incongruity with the original The Young Man tale and perhaps some historical inaccuracies (I'm not one to judge. I just started reading my second WW1 non-fiction and I first started researching a month ago💀), it's still probably one of the best depictions of SCP-106 that tries to humanize him. IMO!!!!! IMO!!!!!!1!!!!1!! *farts*

Let´s spook tonight

Thinking about the concept of Memetic Hazards and Memetic Weaponry in the SCP-verse. Thinking about the Antimemetics Division. About living ideas; ideas that feed and propagate and multiply and evolve.

Thinking about Gods; the stories we tell that influence our behavior, these narratives that shape the logic behind personality. The spirits that needn’t be real for horrors to be committed in their name.

Thinking about the parasitic worm of Fascism working its way through Civilization, finding itself fat and comfortable both in the hallucinogenic kaleidoscope of Hinduism and the austere purity of Protestantism.

Thinking about Snow Crash; the origin of the term Avatar in its modern usage, about the villain who weaponized language to hijack people’s nervous systems with gospel and computers.

About the holographic model of the cosmos. The holographic model of the mind. The natural laws as a kind of operating system for reality. The implications of miracles in such a context; what nature of being undermines the code.

Living Ideas. Gods that cannot die, because they were never alive, but are like Life, living as a signal in the air, a song or a story; a pattern of lights, the printed page, the phone; Viruses in the Operating System of Civilization. Self-propagating, mutating, evolving.

I dunno. I can’t find the right words to express it. But. There’s a. Pattern. There’s a signal in the static. I can hear it, but I can’t pick the notes apart. But. There’s an Insight, wedged into the crack. There’s something True lodged in there.

I’ll sleep on it. That usually helps.

It’s actually Extremely Hilarious that, like, every Wish that Prismo grants has some sort of ‘Monkey’s Paw’ deal going on and usually you can kinda see, like, the Cosmic Forces of Magic Wish Irony twisting and reinterpreting the Wish to make sure it backfires on the Wisher in some way....

Like, when Finn tried to Wish that the Lich never existed, the Wish decided to prevent the creation of the Lich in a way that also basically prevented the creation of the world Finn was fighting to save in the first place and generally took away the life of adventure Finn loves so much and that’s before stuff started to get Really Bad in Farmworld

And Then it hit the pedantic ‘well, you Wished the Lich never existed, that doesn’t mean he won’t exist in the future’!

Same goes with Wyatt. Even without Prismo taking ‘I wish it was quiet enough to think!’ as a valid Wish - taking it to mean a whole horrifying Silent-Era cartoon universe where he’s tied to the railroad track was a total twist on Wyatt's intention created to make sure he gets as much Suffering out of his Wish as possible. 

Babyworld was said by Word of God to be BMO’s Wish. He probably just wanted everyone to be adorable babies and then it backfired by making her into a Baby Toy rather than anything sapient or independent enough to enjoy the cuteness around him.

But then there’s the Lich’s Wish. 

And he got… exactly what he Wished for and exactly what he wanted. There were no technicalities or wild misinterpretations of his intentions or pedantic twist. The Lich’s Wish worked out exactly how he intended it to. It was exactly the goal he was working towards for all these centuries. 

But it still backfired on him because turns out his life-long goal actually sucked and always did. 

She is my silly rabbit