I Never Looked At It Like That. You’ve Just Changed My Whole Worldview

This was a moment

Freak

IM ALIVE MY IRL LIFE HAS BEEN CHAOS YOU GUYS

BUt I’ve been working on things you’ll soon see 🙈

Have this

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

There are two wolves inside you.

quick question

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

This feels unwise.

It's day I don't know of having this blog, and it's growing to look more and more like a GI Joe Renegades fan blog with every passing moment. One like on this post equals one tear for what they did to my boy all those years ago. Rest in peace, but never forget.

Whoever named them Hard Master and Soft Master - genuinely, what were they on? Not to mention Silent Master. Could you imagine? You walk into the place where you were raised and find that they've decided to honor you by riffing on the fact that your vocal cords don't work? And Blind Master? Like, I know logically that they're just describing these people in a single word, but still. It couldn't have been Wise Master or Kind Master or Generous Master. They had to go right for dunking on you. Lol, I think it's more funny than upsetting, especially considering GI Joe's vast plethora of insane names. But seriously - who is naming these people?

Also, just went into the video description to see what's going on in there, and it's only tagged with G.I. JOE, SnakeEyes, and Hasbro, which is really funny to me for some reason. Like -- yes, here is our Hasbro, GI Joe franchise show that is explicitly about Snake Eyes and Snake Eyes only. None of those other characters. How did the marketing department ever think Duke was the main character of this show? Why is he on the front of all the promotional material? Snake Eyes has the best, most clear-cut roll in the intro out of all the main characters, is in the vast majority of thumbnails for the episodes uploaded to YouTube, and is the only character tagged in the livestream description. Maybe I think about this too much, but I am so sure that I am right, and the evidence is piling up. lol.

I see this little guy pop up on my YouTube homepage (or whatever it's called), and it just fills me with such profound joy. Why does it exist? Who knows? Who are these thirty-nine people just randomly watching a full season livestream of an obscure Hasbro cartoon from 2011? Yet again, who knows? But they give me hope nonetheless. Hope that love triumphs over show cancellation, that childhood can be revisited no matter how long ago it was, and that if you build it they will come. Happy holidays, everybody.

Hope shows up to her daily training two hours early, hoping to get some work in before Itsuki shows up. But she finds Itsuki is already there, training so hard that he’s sweating even in the cool morning air. They fall quickly into an argument.