Getting Silly And Reading Garrus’ Attempt At Flirting From ME3 With The Inigo Montoya Voice.

I've just been informed that it is now the year of the snake. It's your time, buddy.

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

It's day I don't know of having this blog, and it's growing to look more and more like a GI Joe Renegades fan blog with every passing moment. One like on this post equals one tear for what they did to my boy all those years ago. Rest in peace, but never forget.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dan Vs. (Cartoon 2011), G.I. Joe: Renegades Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chris Pearson/Elise Pearson Characters: Dan Mandel, Chris Pearson, Elise Pearson, Conrad “Duke” S. Hauser, Nicky “Tunnel Rat” Lee, Shana “Scarlett” M. O'Hara, Roadblock (G.I. Joe), Snake-Eyes Additional Tags: Crossover, Blueberry Scented Biovipers, sort of crack, but I’m going to say its canon compliant, Canon Compliant, Only taged Chris and Elise because they are married and act like a married couple, but romance isn’t a focus, Comedy, Fake Episode Series: Part 3 of Fake GI JOE: RENEGADES Episodes Summary:

When the Joes are on the trail of a new COBRA blueberry scented conspiracy, they cross paths with Dan on his way to get muffins at the delicious and affordable Cafe COBRA. While raiding the cafe, they accidentally destroy Dan’s order, as well as kidnap Chris who wasn’t feeling so well after ingesting far too many mutagen containing muffins and started showing signs of the bioviper variety. Dan, of course, must declare vengeance on these ‘Joes,’ and rescue Chris. Meanwhile, Elise is sent on a mission to recover stolen COBRA property.

Alternate versions of the meme I just posted, this time where they actually are thinking the same thing:

And later he just throws out the something would be a 'grievous mistake' -- like, who talks like that? Who is this man?

The children yearn for the canyons. And honestly? Same.

Would die for some clouds right now. This October has reminded me so much of the drought years where everything felt hard and bright and dead for ages, the great empty vault of the sky oppressing all.

We’re lucky if we get a little fog in the morning, but it burns off so quickly and then it’s back to that brittle, looming blue. I don’t even want to leave the house. Maybe it’s better, cooler, darker in the canyons? Encourage me to go into the canyons.

lol, sorry to reblog my own thing again. This sounds like I’m hating on Duke. That’s totally not my intention. I love my little guy, and all the rest of my little guys. I just think the marketing is funny.

I see this little guy pop up on my YouTube homepage (or whatever it's called), and it just fills me with such profound joy. Why does it exist? Who knows? Who are these thirty-nine people just randomly watching a full season livestream of an obscure Hasbro cartoon from 2011? Yet again, who knows? But they give me hope nonetheless. Hope that love triumphs over show cancellation, that childhood can be revisited no matter how long ago it was, and that if you build it they will come. Happy holidays, everybody.

Scarlett's smile at the end slays me.