Mr. Decobray And His Black Coffee From Mcdonalds

I've just been informed that it is now the year of the snake. It's your time, buddy.

In the midst of a war between turians and the humans, Garrus and Shepard are tasked with entering into a political marriage that will fortify peace negotiations. All they have to do is pretend to be star-crossed lovers and keep their heads down outside of publicity interviews. That, and Shepard has to keep Garrus from imploding every time he thinks he's offended her, which is basically every five seconds. Oh, and the smallest amount of treason.

Roadblock: Snake Eyes is so nice. He never chooses favorites.

Tunnel Rat: What are you talking about? Snake Eyes always chooses a favorite.

Snake Eyes (Scarlett translating): This is slander. I love all Not-Shanas equally.

chat why are we like this.

The "That's right. He created you. But you might say you created him, too." line from Ducktales2017 but instead it's about Rumplestiltskin and Captain Hook from Once Upon a Time.

Guys, Tubi gave me badges. This is the most on-brand thing I’ve ever done, and I can’t remember how I did it.

This was a moment

Freak

IM ALIVE MY IRL LIFE HAS BEEN CHAOS YOU GUYS

BUt I’ve been working on things you’ll soon see 🙈

Have this

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.