I Came Across One Of Those ‘be Grateful Your Throat Doesn’t Hurt Right Now’ Posts On Tumblr Yesterday.

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

GI Joe Renegades -- free on Tubi. Just putting it out there.

Guys, Tubi gave me badges. This is the most on-brand thing I’ve ever done, and I can’t remember how I did it.

I’m #2, but #4 is a close second. And the others are now all I strive for.

actually now i’m curious

The "That's right. He created you. But you might say you created him, too." line from Ducktales2017 but instead it's about Rumplestiltskin and Captain Hook from Once Upon a Time.

I think my first maybe the first Jurassic Park or one of its sequels?

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

I had to reblog this, given the current content of this blog.

Loid: Scarlett I can't tell you how grateful I am for you babysitting Anya on such short notice.

Scarlett: We were in the neighborhood always happy to help an old friend.

Loid: We?

WHOOMP!

Scarlett: See I'm learning Snake.

Snake-eyes:.......

Scarlett: Loid, Anya meet Snake-eyes my boyfriend

Anya: SO FAST!

Loid: (I am now regretting my choices)

Ah. yes. Queen Beryl's four generals:

In the midst of a war between turians and the humans, Garrus and Shepard are tasked with entering into a political marriage that will fortify peace negotiations. All they have to do is pretend to be star-crossed lovers and keep their heads down outside of publicity interviews. That, and Shepard has to keep Garrus from imploding every time he thinks he's offended her, which is basically every five seconds. Oh, and the smallest amount of treason.

You’re so right. It’s so both of them.

“Fair” by The Amazing Devil is the most Wendell Bambleby song to have ever been. Listen to it— you’ll agree.

Shout out to my Canadian choir director.

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’