Oh You Think Your Life Is Hard? Try Being A Gay Rat Living In France Who Hates Your Dad And Just Wants

I wanna play as Snake Eyes in GTA 5, because he is always committing grand theft auto.

Zartan's motorcycle in ep. 4

That tow truck in the same episode

Flint's jeep at the end of ep. 2 and beginning of ep. 3

The coyote in ep. 5

Snake Eyes every single day

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dan Vs. (Cartoon 2011), G.I. Joe: Renegades Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chris Pearson/Elise Pearson Characters: Dan Mandel, Chris Pearson, Elise Pearson, Conrad “Duke” S. Hauser, Nicky “Tunnel Rat” Lee, Shana “Scarlett” M. O'Hara, Roadblock (G.I. Joe), Snake-Eyes Additional Tags: Crossover, Blueberry Scented Biovipers, sort of crack, but I’m going to say its canon compliant, Canon Compliant, Only taged Chris and Elise because they are married and act like a married couple, but romance isn’t a focus, Comedy, Fake Episode Series: Part 3 of Fake GI JOE: RENEGADES Episodes Summary:

When the Joes are on the trail of a new COBRA blueberry scented conspiracy, they cross paths with Dan on his way to get muffins at the delicious and affordable Cafe COBRA. While raiding the cafe, they accidentally destroy Dan’s order, as well as kidnap Chris who wasn’t feeling so well after ingesting far too many mutagen containing muffins and started showing signs of the bioviper variety. Dan, of course, must declare vengeance on these ‘Joes,’ and rescue Chris. Meanwhile, Elise is sent on a mission to recover stolen COBRA property.

Same, girl, same

love this !! unfortunately for me tho i took the mulder route and became insane and deranged

why are so many of the fandoms I'm in criminally small

i just woke up.

Update: I've done it. It's almost 3:00 AM on Christmas morning, but I've done it. They told me writing fanfiction would do this to me, but I didn't listen, and here we are. Chapters 1-12 are officially up!

I just uploaded the first two chapters of my latest GI Joe: Renegades fanfiction. My ultimate goal is to write a fanfiction for every episode of the show. But the current goal is to get the fics for episodes 1-12 uploaded before Christmas 2024.

Star Scream at the slightest sign of conflict:

I know you didn't work with that in a while but do you have any G. I. Joe headcanons? I'm curious.

I'm assuming you know exactly who my headcanons will be about, judging by what I have on my blog lol. I know it's been a little while, but I'm still working on another story, albeit slower because I have other projects going on as well. However, I do have many little Snakescar headcanons that I haven't put into a story (yet) and I'm glad for the chance to throw them out there! (Side note these are all based on Renegades)

The first time they met, Scarlett held Snake Eyes at gunpoint because she thought he was Cobra. It left quite an impression lol

Scarlett can handle spicy food better than Snake can.

If Duke were ever to find out what Snake looks like, I think his mind would be blown a little bit that the ninja looks like him (blonde hair, blue eyes).

If Snake could talk, he would talk at 500 miles an hour because Japanese is the fastest language in the world and that would carry over to his English as well. He signs fast instead, and sometimes Scarlett can't keep up.

Scarlett made him learn sign language. He didn't want to at first, but he caved as he grew more attached.

Snake has very calligraphy-styled handwriting.

Snake is good at cooking. Once he warmed up to the others, he and Roadblock might trade recipes.

Scarlett, who is very tech-savvy, is physically pained when Snake leaves a thousand tabs open.

Scarlett sometimes sings to herself while she's working, and Snake likes to listen, to her mortification.

Snake primarily gives Scarlett weapons as gifts (some of which he fashioned himself).

She hunts down genuine Japanese food to give him.

In a future where they are on better terms, Jinx would tell Scarlett embarrassing stories about Snake Eyes. He insists she's exaggerating. Storm Shadow would back her up.

In that same vein, there is a long standing semi-serious promise between Snake and Scarlett about going to Japan one day. When they finally do, it's to get married.

Storm Shadow would begrudgingly accept being a brother-in-law to Scarlett. He acknowledges he royally screwed up Snake's life, and she accepts Snake with his scars and makes him happy.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head, though this got pretty long regardless! Hopefully you weren't expecting more widespread headcanons over the Joe roster because these two are my major brainrot fr

Shout out to my Canadian choir director.

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’