Also For Day 2 Stay Safe Out There!

monster girls and monster souls

He would probably do it just to fuck with people

do u guys remember when mob went psycho 100 on the show mob psycho 100 amazing 10/10

(dtiys from @frootjak on ig (im pretty sure she has a tumblr acc but i cannot remember the username pls lemme me know if she has)

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

I’ve decided after I get buff I am going to cosplay a lot more. But mainly do characters that shouldn’t be buff, as that is very funny

if I have the ability and knowledge (and a better gaming computer) I would make this as a chasing png meme on Garry's Mod and he would be cursing at you in different languages.

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

The future destroyers of humanity, everyone