Yes, Please. :)~

100

Over 100 followers, which isn't any big thing, at all, I know. It's even less exciting because I'm pretty sure 90% of my "followers" are robot accounts. But..woo-hoo, 100 followers! Yup.

Yeah. That's me.

Reblog if your Tumblr page is your little secret!

No one knows about it but me 😉

Truth. 

you know what really bothers me about the “is squirt pee” argument? the fact that people are completely ignoring that it’s still an orgasm. it still feels good.

dudes are fully willing to fuck us in our asses, knowing they might get shit on, and knowing that it’ll probably feel pretty bad for us just because it’ll feel good when they cum.

god forbid, though, that we have something that’ll make us feel good. suddenly we’ve gotta bring up every possible negative thing and turn it into something terrible. we aren’t allowed to enjoy anything.

I'm not yet 40, but closer to it than 30.

I'll be your huckleberry.

;)

Brilliant. I am a huge fan.

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

If you don't know about Frans Mensink, you should. You can thank me later... gonna dedicate this Halloween to his art. @fransmensinkartist

By Frans Mensink 

If you haven't found this blog @notso-strictlysexual yet, you are missing out. Unbelievable. You are welcome.

😏

Glad to see you active, again, SoCal. I’ve been ‘relaxing’ to pictures of you for months now. I have so much that I owe you in return...it would take hours and hours of some very thorough and focused attention to your unending orgasms... but I’m up to it.  Just so you know.  ;)

The boyfriend is pretty stressed out right now….just a little reminder for him why I’m here

You tell 'um, beautiful!

To the world and their poison eyes.