My cat jumped on the counter next to me while i was flipping hashbrowns and now there’s potato everywhere 😭
This is so unhinged, I’m glad i downloaded tumblr
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
Happy Birthday, Kabuto.
Me leaving comments on fics.
My girlfriend is annoyed that I insist our lesbian sheep roleplay is zoologically accurate and thus we can't have sex, we just face away from each other and wait for the other to top
Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy
Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE
Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted
Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative
Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying
Bed rotting is so last year, we have hardwood floor now
New hack
Reread unfinished fanfic
Enter depressive episode
Lay in bed thinking about fanfic
Jump out of bed
Depression gone
Fastest episode i think ive ever had
This one, ONE fanfic i first read like half a year ago that hasnt updated in almost a year won’t leave my mind and it just makes me think of that akira scene 😭
i need that update man, my friends are so tired of me talking about it