If Only It Where That Easy

I hope he's doing well

I want the confidence this this man in my life

Saw this whimsical motherfucker at a Walmart

My evil grandma used to tell me about how she personally knew people whom where abducted by aliens, I've met most of these people and they where all collectively fucking with her, this has been going on since like since she was like 39 (shes 55) and it's the funniest shit I've ever been a part of

Recently had the flu real bad and I was checking my sleep report on my pokemon themed sleeping app and I was looking through what it recorded and after coughing my lungs out, I randomly went Meow at like one in the morning

I cracked up laughing but I was still sick so I had a violent choking coughing fit in like the ass crack of dawn

Bro got up and skedaddled

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

Shout out to my elementary school that was just a gray fucking box

I think vampires went extinct because of how fucked everyone eats, extra strength Tylenol,weed,caffeine, enough sugar to drop a horse ect

My taste in music is immaculate

I want this on a cake