Latest Posts by cceliel - Page 8

im going to have a stroke

Jackpot

how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad

Samgam Wisegee

i found this sketch on youtube and i can’t stop thinking about it

This is the Diavolo of Mischief and luck. Share it and tomorrow you will have blessed Gatcha draw luck.

gonna download the extremely bad 3rd party dnd sex book so I can laugh at it

Here lies R. She was supposed to be there at her house.

Fave insult?? Against other people obvs

I'm more of an in-the-moment insult champion. Coming up with things on the spot is a sport.

Reblog if you want Star Platinum to tuck you into bed at night and stay beside you until he’s sure you’re sleeping happily

you can only reblog this once

due to personal reasons you will be passing away

My “draw the squad” memes so far

This is truly the height of my animation career

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.

I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.

How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn’t be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare “animal” races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?

Like that old story “they’re made of meat,” only we’re scarier.

I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

This is the infamous Judging Snek. He is believed to be Loki in disguise and is very rare. Reblog for clear skin since he only appears once in an hour (very rare!) to judge you and stab Thor.

OPEN - VALENTINE’S LETTER EVENT

ok y’all here we go. 

here’s the gist for anyone who hasn’t seen my posts yet: on valentine’s day, you can get an anonymous love letter from a demon of your choosing. 

the rules/steps are as follows: 

♡ reblog this post & tag it with your fave demon (aka the one you want to get a letter from.) likes do not count. 

♡ it must be a demon brother tho because i’m not comfy writing anyone else yet

♡ you gotta have your ask box open with anon on

♡ wait til feb 14th 

♡ wham bam you’re done! thanks for joining the event 

other important things to note: 

♡ i’m only gonna be taking on the first 30 people who reblog this who have followed all of the above. 

♡ however, the event may be reopened if i get enough time to do a few more (starting this early for a reason lol) 

♡ do w/e you want with the letter idm 

first butler event pull...rb for good luck ✨

🙏🙏🙏 May Lord Diavolo bless us all-

I’m desperate and I’m broke. 😭

This is the Diavolo of Mischief and luck. Share it and tomorrow you will have blessed Gatcha draw luck.