Okay So

Okay so

So hear me out.

Similar to my other snippet about how Batman/Bruce's coffee habits are the reverse of what most people think, what if like

Like. Batman's handwriting, okay? What if.

What if because he has to Think ALL THE TIME as Batman, he doesn't want to have to Think when he's Brucie whenever logistically possible/or safe. So his handwriting as Bruce is the handwriting that comes easiest, fastest, most naturally ingrained from years of practice.

But Batman. It's gotta be different. As different as possible. And very clear and legible. So. So not only does he swap to his right hand, it's.

It's that big round middle school girly almost bubble letters, with the open shapes to dot the i's, and his signature is just a cute little bat swoosh. And he loves it because it throws people off and puts them on the back foot and Gordon HATES it because it makes incident paperwork a NIGHTMARE (although he never admits that yes, it... it actually IS easier to read than his other officers' tight scrawlings) and so there's memos around the league like (forgive me, it's not quite the right example, but i was never good at this type of handwriting)

But then Clark comes into work one day and Lois is all "Hey, Bruce came by, he left a note in your office. Something about watching his dog for a bit I think? and its

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