Tru tru
Paul Matthews is one of the most characters ever. He’s just some guy. An evil hivemind decided that he’s their arch nemesis because he kept accidently escaping them. He has anxiety. He works a boring desk job for an evil tech company that developed time travel. He hates musicals. He’s super horny. In one timeline he’s a clone who has killed before and will kill again. He hates musicals but he loved Moana. He had a breakdown in a coffee shop. He survived a helicopter crash by wearing his seatbelt. The general of a shady, secret military unit authorised him to use a gun. He had a paper round until he was 18. His only friends are his coworkers who he would die for but refuses to hang out with outside of the office. He respects women. He’s autistic. He tried to save the world with a bunch of grenades but became the bad guy instead. He only drinks black coffee. Absolutely nobody is doing it like him.
Can confirm, I'm always bawling my eyes out at one point during any of her books
idk why people call Emily Henry’s books romcoms. They most certainly are not. Ain’t no comedy when those books hit in you in the mf gut 😂
Me: *including Peter in a marauders post bc he is a marauder*
Anyone: *pissed I included Peter*
How dare u. Peter betrayed the Potters
Me:
Sometimes nothing hurts more than watching an old hyperfixation and thinking about how much joy you used to get just from the thought of it but now there’s just nothing
Not to talk about anything related to a certain hbo reboot show, but if you want to watch an edgy Scooby Doo parody where they mention murder and drugs, Fred is an asshole, Velma is queer, and Scooby isn't in it, I suggest "The Solve It Squad Returns" from Tin Can Bros
It's free to watch on Youtube, and its an actually funny parody with some good non-comedic moments (plus, one of the actors literally plays all of the side characters, and thats amazing)
Always more dramatic writing, at this point it's more of a personnality trait than a funny quirk
It's a constant escalation
I’m back at it again
Amazing pfp
here is the full image:) we all know autism creature is the real king of autism
business gender vs party gender.
someone thought it was a good idea to let me have unlimited access to the internet so I'm making it everyone's problem
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