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klsfjdagh- ME HEART

you WILL listen to the unused portal 2 easter egg song “Don’t Say Goodbye” written and performed by glados voice actress ellen mclain

He dot the egg but thank god we didn't get an unconscious brit on stage

If anyone is curious, Tallulah did in fact crowd surf during the Austin show before she was hurled at Wilbur on stage

LETS GOOOOO

OMG LETS GOOO-

whatthefuckisthisletmeinpleaseicantdothisanymoreivebeenhereeversince10:45itsnearly12nnhereletmeinwhatisthisshitwhydoesmebeingexcitedaboutqsmp.globalledtothisimsofuckingdoneswiththisshithelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmefuckthisriddlefuckthisriddlefuckthisargijustwanttheeggshelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelpfuckthisfuckthisfuckthisfuckthisidontneedschoolineedtofigurethisshitoutifeelinsaneimgoinginsane/genithinktwitterislosingtheirmindoverthisaswellnoonecanfigureouttheanswerajegcfjysegrhacfiogytuaeyrdjkoeihuueueueueueueueueuuehelphelphelphelphelphelpletmeinletmeinletmeinletmeinletmeinfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckhgfertghfdkopcdfreyuiopfqsuodgbvcjkicantdothisanymorehelphelphelp

I love hate how funny this is

i’ve compiled the penis poetry from snapcube’s stream of the murder of sonic the hedgehog part 2

It never was May

Why has metagaming gotten sm more worst than usually the past couple of streams? ppl need to chill my god. Phil also had to time out all of his chat at one point. Either learn twitch etiquette or just don't chat.

Agreed, It's gotten so annoying. Let people watch and figure things out on their own time. If people really wanna know but don't have the time that's kinda what the Wiki is for. (Tho it's surprisingly barron at the moment)

Why has metagaming gotten sm more worst than usually the past couple of streams? ppl need to chill my god. Phil also had to time out all of his chat at one point. Either learn twitch etiquette or just don't chat.

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

PLEAS I NEED THIS FOR MY FINALS

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

*Autibly cries*

Wilbur sings ‘Dear Theodosia’ as a lullaby to Tallulah and even more

THIS GIVES ME ALL THE SERITONI I NEED!!!

Have you seen the video of Wilbur booping Tallulah ?

Now you have 💜

AWEEE ITS SO ADORABLE<3

Heuvos <3

I hate and love this- WHAT IS THIS MELODY!

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

When I see accounts without a description it's annoying.

make your title 'lurker' and your icon a fucking cheese i don't care. just look like a real person thanks 👍

I have done it again-

you only find this gold on tumblr- this gives me peak funny haha serotonin

MILES PLEASE MY DASHBOARD CANT HANDLE THIS

then your dashboard is WEAK

Big yes

Killza sings a lullaby.

I AM AUTIBLY SOBBING

Im not crying you’re crying.

Will’s letter to Tallulah

LETS GOOOOO

Tallulah was shouted out during the pop-up gig! He is a father.

I-

they fucking got him with the gay beam

I STAND BY THIS BOOK NOW!!

The Illustrated Book of Manners: A Manual of Good Behavior and Polite Accomplishments, 1866

WE WILL NOT ME EMOTIONALLY STABLE -

AND I DON'T THINK MY THERAPIST WILL WANNA HEAR ABOUT THIS AGAIN-

"Q!Roier: so you know... Bobby will probably die in 6 days"

"Q!Jaiden: what? If Bobby dies I will kill myself-"

SAME

I think the entire qsmp egg event is such an interesting look into the human psyche and imprinting and if I were a psych major I’d be eating that shit up or something. There’s something to be said about this whole thing with not only the viewers getting attached but the streamers as well. And the people who said they wouldn’t get attached getting attached and not only that but getting emotional too. Over a couple of pixels. Someone smarter than me can definitely say it better but still

The eggs are dying in six days more like im about to watch a british man lose his mind farming diamonds and be stress for a week. I hope no one spoils shit in the chat. I want him to come back on like

We will not survive- I am going to bawl my eyes and heart out

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE EGGS POSSIBLY DIE IN 6 DAYS??

But hey!

Look they can use diamonds now!

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I'm not ok.

The lesbian squid!

We feast for the lore !!

There's SO FUCKING MUCH going on in the QSMP with the eggs, the dragon, whatever Dark is, appearing for Leonarda and possibly being the same monster as Quackity's vision after Tilín's death. It possibly being what kills the eggs when the parents don't cime within a day, as BBH pointed out, it's weird that they just die like that, they're getting hunted

Cucurucho. In general. And his apparent rivalry with the angel, telling Maxo not to trust him. Spying on everyone even more now. Watching Slime sleep, watching the group of Maxo, BBH and Foolish as they try and piece together the truth. Him showing Slime footage of his daughter getting killed

The angel telling Slime to pick between bringing back Flipa or Tilín and him choosing Tilín hoping Quackity won't find out

Maxo wanting to make a church to bring his son Trump back, but not trusting Cucurucho, telling him this better not be a joke and Cucurucho laughing at him. Maxo fearing he might become a robot like Luzu, because nobody knows who the fuck messed with Luzu

All the parents of dead eggs are getting desperate, violent, vengeful and also closer to the truth

The eggs are most likely the lotus flower from Quackity's twitter dns. Keeping the players docile and complacent as long as they're there. The ones with dead eggs are swinging towards the other end of the spectrum

Whoever is controlling the whole island experiment also has letters, which mention something about Fabergé eggs (irl a set if 69 artisanal easter eggs for the russian tzar) and how many of them can be shipped out within a week. So the eggs we know are possibly not the only ones and whoever is running this whole thing is purposely sending out new ones

And also something about sheep's blood for potions... Because it's in style?? I don't even know where the letters came from, tbh

Translation:

Kind regards

Let's go back to the XVI century! We need to make a price quotation for sheep's blood. This last fashion trend in magic formulas should be of upmost importance for the laboratory. Yes, we already know that modern budgets almost never include sheep's blood, but this is what our fashion trends seem to require.

With appreciation, we wish to receive your commercial proposals as soon as possible. We thank your great collaboration in advance in preparing the price quotations for us

This is running DEEP

Gegg is on another level

Gegg breaks the system