Is There An AU Fic Where Eddie's Mother Always Warns Him To Stay Away From People Because They Could

I'm sorry but this sounds like it was straight out of a fic and you're telling me it's in the book?! Maybe I should read it again after so many years

Me. I've decided I've been through enough that I deserve only the best

What if there's a fic where Richie is famous and Eddie, for the life of him doesn't know WHY maybe because he's kind of hot... follows him on IG.

Richie posts a story where he's at somewhere gross or touching something and Eddie couldn't stop himself leaving a comment, something like "That's so unsanitary, do you know you could get a disease from that, asshole?" and didn't realise the comment gets sent as a DM until he gets a response back something like "damn talk dirty to me more hotstuff," and now Richie won't leave him alone

Stan would be that guy who'd steal Eddie's first kiss just so Richie would finally react and do something.

PAIRING: tomgreg (transfem!greg) SUMMARY:

“This is cousin Greg, remember?”

“Er,” she cleared her throat, introducing herself properly. “It’s actually, um, cousin Gwen, now?” She thinks she nailed it.

“No shit? That’s awesome,” Kendall patted her arm, looking up at her warmly.

I absolutely love the parts of Reddie fighting flirting and Stanley always "this again?"

I want a fic perspective of Stan dealing with his friends all the way to when they're adults CUZ YOU KNOW, THEY'RE ALL ALIVE AND WELL IN THE END.

"Well, I'm Hansel, in case you didn't know," the man reached his hand out for a shake, "and who might you be?"

Loki shifted to greet him "I'm Loki.

"Hansel smiled, eyes gleaning, "hi Loki."

Listen, I really decided to wake up and write something like this on my day off.

totally normal things like when your wife's cousin admits to watching you carefully for six hours to see if you've smiled.

Inspired by my past prompt, Richie has a persistent girl trying to get in his pants so Richie shouts out "I'm gay. I'm very very gay," and the girl doesn't believe him so he grab the next boy (Eddie) and quickly whispers, "just go with it okay," before he plants a big kiss on him and the girl walks away, defeated, and Richie actually really likes the kiss and says "well okay maybe I am gay 'cuz wow."

Summary:  It started with a simple game on twitch. A reddie fic with streamer!Richie and youtuber!Eddie. This is my first reddie so I neeeeeed the support in this trying time. (aka I hate my writing lol). I hopefully did not disappoint