Listen, I Only Recently Watched Birds Of Prey And Have Now Read All Fics For Zsaszmask, Please REVIVE,

I would absolutely stan the idea of Eddie realizing he wasn't into girls right when Richie started adding "babe" to his list of nicknames for him.

I support the idea that an adult Eddie would have a Richie-cleaning-the-house-efficiently kink.

Here me out. Eddie, a risk analysist, using a computer and needs to call I.T. and it's an asshole by the name of Richie.

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY:

A re-telling of "Do you want to make a deal with the devil?" where it's a supernatural AU, the Roy family are all vampires and Tom is a familiar wanting more security that he'll also be turned.

Absolutely from the driver's seat Richie would turn the passenger seat heating on for Eddie just so he could say "Ooh, gotta warm up my snacc."

Richie would always adore that Eddie needs to go on the tip of his toes to give him kisses but Eddie would always say "It's because you're a fucking giant!"

Imagine the gang messing around and Richie wants a DIY piercing in one ear and Bev is game to do it but Richie starts getting nervous so the others try to distract him while Bev is ready, so Eddie decides well fuck it and kisses him - it wasn't a secret that they were trying this thing out but that maayyyy have been their first real kiss - but hey Richie barely notices the shot so it worked

comfrey definitely had to endure greg talking about tom for the entirety of their 2.5 dates

i fw u snoopy

Listen, reddie where one of them says "good boy" for the first time and the other is like woAHHH I HAVE AWAKENEDD

Femreddie with "good girl" is always verrry acceptable.

That is all.