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This is going to be confusing because I haven't actually SEEN The Goldfinch yet (I watched like... one scene from someone posting on Tumblr) but I kind of want a Boris!Richie Reddie fic??? But I could also take a twin fic (I think there's only one fic in the world rn) where maybe Boris visits and flirts with Eddie and Richie is like HEY.

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY: To her credit, Tommie wasn’t a normal woman. She was not only a bitch, she could also be childish, complicated, inordinately layered, infuriating, a tease, hot and gave Gwen a mommy kink she didn’t prepare for.

Okay but imagine adult!reddie babysitting one of their friend's kid and they take them to a carnival or whatever and Eddie sees how great Richie would be as a dad and maybe he doesn't need to worry so much if they were to adopt their own...

A fic where adult!reddie (have a happy fucking ending) and go to the kissing bridge before they leave and Richie shows R + E and Eddie's like "no fucking way, I did this one!" pointing to the love hearted R. Give me this joy and link me

Richie would always adore that Eddie needs to go on the tip of his toes to give him kisses but Eddie would always say "It's because you're a fucking giant!"

You all need to read this reddie fic by belby called violet wonder!! (on AO3) It's made me feel all sorts of ways and my heart beated out of my chest I swear

(1) Eddie might just be going crazy-- he thinks it's entirely possible, maybe even likely. After all, his mother was crazy. He might just be going crazy, because it seems to him like Trashmouth Tozier's instagram account has gotten... sexier, of late. Like, joke sexy, rather than sexy in earnest, and it's just Eddie's poor luck that he actually finds Tozier... attractive. Shit.

(2) He finds him attractive. He's married, he has a wife, he's-- he spends a lot of time telling himself he's straight, but... he feels something looking at pictures of some unfunny comedian that he doesn't feel any of the times he's supposed to feel something. Well... no, it's not that he's unfunny. His jokes are unfunny. His instagram is... he actually seems like he is funny. But the joke 'sexy' photos...

(3) He makes these ridiculous faces, like no one could actually find him sexy, like it's all a big gag, and then he lifts his shirt in the mirror or he poses on his bed, or some other thing that's a clear parody of people who actually take sexy photos, but the thing is, he's... well, Eddie can't tell exactly how tall he is, but he's tall, and his hands are enormous, and he has nice biceps, not like... built, but nice. Like, arms Eddie can easily imagine holding him. Tight.

(4) And that's not crazy, noticing that. It's some new goofy thing he's doing and he's clueless about how hot he really is and that's honestly kind of cute, it's just... it only started happening after he'd commented on a very unsexy picture (only it wasn't unsexy, he'd kept thinking about those enormous hands, on him, he was thinking about those hands when Myra had-- during the span of time he usually tried to think of nothing at all), and he hadn't realized...

(5) Well, he hadn't realized Tozier would reply, or that he'd start following Eddie of all people, though that might have been a random follow-back deal, he doesn't know, he doesn't know anything anymore because Tozier had made a joke about Eddie talking dirty to him (literal dirt, he was talking about literal dirt) and now every other picture is weirdly actually sexy and if Eddie wasn't going crazy before, he might just start.

(6) He resolves not to overthink the coincidence, and then Richie Tozier posts a professionally taken picture, and his jeans are tight and his legs are spread and he had clearly been ordered not to make a funny face and you can see him struggling not to, out of sheer reflex, and Eddie can imagine him being self-conscious with something earnest, and he looks really good and Eddie is officially overthinking it. He hates himself a little. He needs a divorce.

(7/7) And then, the phone call comes, and Eddie is sitting in an airport looking at his phone and that's Richie, that's his Richie, and it all rushes back to him... and he really needs that divorce, he really does. It's going to be a while before he expects either of them will check social media, but he leaves a comment on Richie's airport selfie. If something goes wrong, with this reunion, at least... at least he's said he remembers him, and... maybe it's enough somehow.

Where's the fic where Penny is our LGBT friendly hero steering Reddie closer and making sure all of the Losers are loved and protected??

AHHHHH THANK YOUUUU

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I'm still in my jujutsu-hyperfixation rn so pardon my regular followers, but since JJK is on a break, I can't help swimming in the fushiguro ships but I noticed some things from the anime that I haven't seen been posted about (with terrible screencaps).

For the Sukufushi shippers, can I just say this scene really is a chefs kiss. Personally, it looked to me like Sukuna's target was ultimately Fushiguro, even though Gojo was the one antagonising him.

He didn't go next to Fushiguro - which was where Gojo actually was - he straight up aimed for him. And that look!! (whereas the manga, Suku goes straight to attacking Gojo, so thank you anime for giving us more material~)

But the fact that Gojo somehow expected where he'd go??? Possibly knew Sukuna was aware of Megumi's potential from the start.

Another thing I noticed, following that thought, is when Gojo gives Itadori the second finger...

Once he gives it to him, Gojo backs away and specifically puts his hand on the door while waiting to see what happens.

And I was thinking, that's specific... why? But who's on the other side?

Personally, again, Gojo was protecting Megumi just incase, but also somehow he suspected if Sukuna did appear, he'd go straight to Megumi?? (Obviously in the manga, he tries the second one outside and Megumi just appears right after it was confirmed Itadori could control it so not as dramatic lol).

But anyway, just my thoughts. Thank you for keeping it spicy, anime~