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My heart still pours at the Richie-trying-to-protect-Eddie moments in the movie. It's just so goddamn cute. Like if the losers didn't seperate, would he have always been like that??

It's literally 2am rn but Richie seems like the type to fall ridiculously inlove with a statue or a painting named Eddie...and what if it came to life??

Imagine Eddie getting annoyed by a biker who keeps revving their loud engine down the street when his mother keeps calling him and checking in on him.

Until one night he has a breakdown and just sits on a bus bench and the biker stops in front of him and Eddie wanted to scream at him until they took off their helmet and it's a curley haired hottie with a great smile asking if he wants a ride home

Imagine Eddie wanting to get his hair bleached and dyed with the help of Bev, and Richie drops by to watch with his comments and Eddie is a mix of why don't you shut tf up, Richie? to Is it okay? Do I look dumb? What do you think?

Remember how the IT movie ended up switching us so we can only see Richie's life in the deadlights where Eddie died haha like that's crazy hahaha what a creative choice hahahahaha but like that's not what happened hahahahhaahhahhahahahaha it's actually a happy ending for the gays hahahhhhahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahhahahHahhahahahahahaa merry christmas for us amiright HAHAHAHHHHAHHAHHHAH

Okay but can we imagine an AU where Sonia is a super supportive parent and she loves that Tozier boy when he comes over and doesn't say anything when she knows he sneaks in and she drops hints about both of them and it's all wholesome and there's barely plot a part from Reddie yearning and feelings???

I don't know whyyy but I had a sudden idea that the gang need to distract Richie for something and they all turn to Eddie as a well you're obviously going to do it. And Eddie is like why do I- you're right. It's gotta be me. It'd be SO easy.

Can you imagine Richie being the type to never date and just fuck 'em and leave 'em kind of guy until he meets Eddie and all of the sudden he has to google search what to do on dates. Eddie would be his sassy self of "if you don't want to do more than just fuck me, you're wasting my time". Basically Richie is like a puppy Eddie pulls around and everyone else is like HOW DID HE DO THAT??

You know that vine where two guys went up to a homophobic man and kissed in front of him? Can you imagine if seperately Reddie went to support the LGBT+ rally and Richie grabs Eddie to kiss in front of someone as a what's wrong with this?? and later was like "hey since we kissed and I very much liked it, would you want to get a drink with me after this?"

Hey guys CHAPTER 2 IS OUT!! Please let me know what you think. I have some real cute ideas for the next chapter!! It started with a simple game on twitch. A reddie fic with streamer!Richie and youtuber!Eddie.

do u write?? cuz ur ideas are amazing and i’d kill to read fics like that

Hii! I try to write! I’m currently writing the next chapter for my ‘Smash or Pass’ (on AO3) but I hope if this all goes well I can write some of these ideas too!!

Reddie sounds like they'd argue themselves into a date.

Richie: Well fine, if you think I wouldn't be a good boyfriend, I'll take you on a date and you'll see!

Eddie: Fine! Then we'll find out. I'm free tonight!

Richie: Good! I look forward to it!

Eddie: Well, me too!

Stan: ...you're both so annoying

Richie would be that guy who attempts to start the gyming life and sees a rocking twunk there and it's all he thinks about and what keeps him going. Turns out, the twunk, Eddie, is a PT and offers to help him (and doesn't care that Richie is a famous comedian).

Anyway, cut to the obvious flirting and Richie struggling to not get a boner every time until Eddie clicks that Richie can be motivated by the sexual tension and since he's single, Richie is hot and he wants to have fun, he offers all kinds of dirty things just so Richie would finish his reps. THIS IS WRITING ITSELF

Your posts are seriously the BEST thing ever.

Omgg this touches my hearttttt AND SOUL

Imagine Eddie having the guts to finally go to a sex shop for something for himself, and getting harrassed but not totally unwelcome by one of their employees, Richie

Thanks to an anon before cuz now I'm thinking what if Eddie found out he liked being thrown around by Richie and it all started when Richie accidently pushed him against the wall too hard when they kissed and he's all omg im so sorry eddie im sorry please you're so tiny im so sorry oh god but Eddie is internally fuck im so turned on, could he choke me??

MMM! The hair thing! Like, he's never cared about that before, but Richie just looks so good?? And it's not like Richie is a bear, exactly, there are hairier guys out there, but the first time he sees a little chest hair peeking out of the top of a shirt, it's like... OH WOW, HE IS... SO VIRILE??, and his arms have a nice level of hair going on, and seeing Richie's shirt ride up and getting a peek at the hair leading down from his navel, where it is a little thicker? Of COURSE he's into it!

YESSS. IM ALSO SURPRISED that there's so many Bill Hader pictures showing off his arms WHAT IS THIS. Eddie would have a crisis

I LOVE the idea when the gang reunite, Eddie can't help but notice how hairy Richie is and he's like okay why am I into that?? But I definitely am tho

Richie's plan is to not nut for November while simultaneously making Eddie nut SO MUCH, he's bought books about tantric sex, he's super prepared (he thinks) to blow Eddie's mind. And like... at first, it WORKS. He's got the stamina when they're getting down to business and he's FOCUSED and he actually has the self control to make Eddie come and then just pull out and not finish himself off. But then day three Eddie bends over in front of him and he comes untouched in his pants.

HAHAHOMgG Anon!

So like what if Richie announced he was taking part in "no nut november" but because he's been so obnoxious and annoying about it, Eddie decides to fuck with him by wearing shorter shorts, bending over, 'accidently' brushing passed him, and Richie obviously goes crazy but admits he failed literally on the first day when Eddie barely did anything sexy but it was clear Richie was truly whipped

Can you imagine being a fan of Richie "Trashmouth" Tozier the comedian, who made jokes about women and his dick but then went on hiatus and came back with the paparazzi showing images of him being affectionate towards another man and then they get married and Richie looks incredibly happy and all of the sudden you're a bigger fan?!

You guys ever think about that look of awe when Eddie was on top of Richie?? Like he'd definitely look like that everytime Eddie would be on him, ie his lap, cuddles, riding him.. this movie never ceases to swim around in my mind!

Dog!Shifter Richie and cat!Shifter Eddie... y e a h, yes, my crops are watered. Richie just, like... LICKS Eddie's cheek while they're kissing, early on in the relationship, and Eddie shoves at him and tells him he's DISGUSTING (but he kind of likes it and if Richie ever wants to do it again he totally could, just maybe not in front of people)

THERES JUST SO MANY IDEASSS!!

Hey it's ok! The few that remained after the reveal, still ship it just in an AU so the uh controversial thing is no longer an issue ;)

Awesome!! I really hope there'll be some quirky stories in the future like babysitter!Sam with a single father!Cliff, or things like that. I'm reading the one that's available in AO3 for the ship sp I'm excited!!

I finished Death Stranding and my goddamn emotions.. I'm a mess... but also I need to read them fics ..and listen... there needs to be AUs for me where Cliff isn't you know because I didn't suspect until passed halfway but my mind was already at the Cliff/Sam ship AND IM SORRY. Im a goddam disaster.

(1) "I recognized Eddie right away." Richie gestures towards him with his empty glass, fighting a laugh. Bev almost says 'I bet'-- it wasn't something she saw that summer, the brief time she'd known and loved these boys, she hadn't had the chance to see it and she wouldn't have known it if she had, but she's seeing something now, watching the way he looks at Eddie. "I recognized Eddie right away because he's the exact same height he was the last time I saw him."

OMGGG THANK YOU ANON!! THIS IS CUTE!

(2) "What? Fuck you!" Eddie squawks ('fuck me?', Richie laughs, Richie laughs and laughs, like he's been holding it back for twenty seven years or like he forgot how and he's only been faking it all this time). He throws a pea pod at Richie's head, it bounces off his chest instead. "I'm average height! Okay, you're just, your perspective is skewed because someone put you on the rack and stretched you out, you're a circus freak. I'm not the problem."

(3) "The rack? Kinky." Richie pops the pea pod into his mouth, to Eddie's theatrical disgust. He glows over the reaction it nets him, he sits up even taller in his seat. "I didn't say you were a problem, I just said you were little. Like a teddy bear. Where are you the average height, the Lollipop Guild?" (and he breaks into the song, does the voice and everything, while Eddie says 'The Wizard of Oz, really?', and Bev remembers the ghost of a school play, just for a moment)

(4) "Average height for men worldwide, you can look it up! You can look it up! I'm normal." Eddie bristles, defensive, and her memory sharpens. He'd been the tin man, with a funnel strapped to his head. Richie was the scarecrow, mugging for all the parents. Was it second grade? "You're the statistical outlier, your legs are RIDICULOUS." (Richie egging him on, braying with laughter, gasping out 'my legs?', mock-scandalized, throwing one up on the chair between them for Eddie to kick at...)

(5) "That worldwide average is like... taking in little people, right? And countries where everyone is short because of widespread nutritional problems? Because you are little, dude. You could sit in my lap like a little ventriloquist's dummy." Richie says, and Bev's eyebrows go up a good quarter of an inch as he scoots back in his chair and pats a thigh like he really wants Eddie to go for it.

(6) "You're the dummy." Eddie rolls his eyes, has to turn away from Richie to hide how hard he's fighting his smile. "I can't even believe you right now, I'm a normal adult man, I'm not sitting in your lap. I'm not a puppet or a teddy bear or a munchkin or a-- whatever other dumb thing you want to say, dude, it's just that you're a freaking giant... freaking giant freakish gangly bear man."

(7) "Otter." Richie says, and then his mouth clicks shut hard and his eyes bulge comically as he rushes to cover, as Eddie mouths 'what' at him. "I oughtta just-- you're a tiny baby boy, I oughtta pick you up, I could pick you up because you're so cute and little. You're so small I could like... carry you around, or throw you around, you're-- like I could just pick you up, I could do that, it would be easy."

(8) "I'd like to see you try, bro." Eddie shoves Richie's leg down from where it's reclaimed the chair between them, so that he can move into the seat beside Richie's. "I'd love to see you try to pick me up and carry me. What, you've got-- you're just gonna lift me, old man? You think you can lift me? You got some strong arms, you're gonna pick me up with your giant hands?" (She'd think she was crazy if Ben didn't turn to her at last to whisper 'what?', if Mike and Bill weren't staring, too)

(9/9) From 'strong arms' and 'big hands', somehow they wind up arm wrestling, and if it wasn't some kind of weird Richie-and-Eddie mating dance before, Eddie screaming about taking off shirts and kissing would get that message across. The way his eyes darken when Richie slams his hand down on the table. It feels a little like intruding on something, until the moment passes without either of them commenting on it. Really, she thinks, if they're the last to know, it goes to figure...

It should be canon that even though Eddie tries to 'drown' him in the quarry for fun, Richie always lets him because it means

Eddie is practically on top of him AND IT'S SKIN ON SKIN CONTACTTT

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED IN THAT HAMMOCK SCENE? Eddie got in with his shoes on, but purposely takes at least one off so he can slap Richie with his socked foot. Thats consideration. That's love yall, dont hurt me

Shifter Eddie... I can't help but see him as a cat. All little and he acts prickly and standoffish sometimes but he's really SUPER affectionate and clingy if you let him do it on his own terms, and YEAH, his ears are just ALWAYS swiveled towards Richie. He's pretending to ignore him as he hides his giggles in his hand. (and like a cat, even if it seems like he's ignoring you, he's VERY demanding when he wants that attention, and he's just selective about who he loves and trusts)

IF EDDIE IS A CAT, RICHIE WOULD DEF BE A DOG. CAN YALL IMAGINE?!?!

Eddie would be like "STOP SNIFFING ME YOU MUTT" BUT WOULD SECRETLY SMELL HIM BACK ALL THE TIME?!

Richie and Eddie blurting out more and more sexually charged things about how respectively tol/smol the other is while everyone just stares is giving me LIFE. Telling themselves they are just ragging on each other but Richie is saying 'I could just pick you up and throw you around, dude, you're so little, I could carry you', and Eddie's just 'I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY TO PICK ME UP WITH YOUR BIG HANDS AND YOUR STRONG ARMS, YOU FREAK'

OMGGGGG I KIND OF WANT TO WRITE THIS BUT I CANT BE FUNNY.

RICHIE WOULD BE LIKE "LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE TWUNK" AND EDDIE IS LIKE "WTF IS A TWUNK YOU GODDAMM GORRILLA"

This speaks to meeee