Vs. Kitten And Pig’s First Meeting

Joining in on that ship dynamics meme hehe

More Family Secrets randomness

Toshinori agreed to drop by to teach Inko how to make pancakes western style. He of course went overboard so Hisashi called him out on it, because Toshi should not be wasting his All Might form to stuff like this. 

Poor Toshi lmao. His world’s original AFO doesn’t have to kill him, Hisashi might accidentally just scare him to death. (he’s not trying to do that I swear)

I’ve been hearing the same tapped out pattern in the general area of my window every night for a week and without realizing it I started to tap out the same thing every time I zone out and I only just realized it when my sister asked what song has been stuck in my head all week because now that pattern is stuck in HER head and I had no idea what she was talking about until she showed me I instantly froze and now I’m freaking out because I think I’m spreading my sleep deprived daemon’s summoning call

Are there any erasermight fanfiction you would recommend? I'm curious :3

YOU BETCHA *cracks knuckles*

Bandages and Bravado by Demyrie. *Will Smith pose* For those who follow me you’ll most likely know by now I recommend this fic to anyone and everyone. And there is a good reason. Actually, I suggest reading her entire work because honestly it’s wonderful and I guarantee will make your day or I will give you back your money.

Stay by KuriKuri. Simple, soft and heartwarming fic that leaves you smiling like a dork.

To smile again by liri2012. This one will not leave you smiling like a dork. Sorry in advance.

What Scars Remember by Deviation Altho this one is one of my favourites from this writter because first it punches you where it hurts and then it kisses it better, I suggest you go over their AO3 and tumblr fics cos there are some treasures like Seven Sided Dice and Soft Petals; Sharp Thorns (this one will straight up obliterate you) Go go go!

honest body, honest night by mybrainproblems Porn with feelings. It has All Might’s good ol’ internal struggle between his hero body and his sick one which is like a drug for me so, check it out if it’s your thing.

Death Is Just a Concept Anyway by Snekpoetry. This one is from the Erasermight week Day 7 - AU. If you’re looking for something different, original and entertaining.

Barrel by surveycorpsjean. This one is a short bittersweet fic that holds a special place in my heart since is the first erasermight fic I ever read. The writting is superb and I absolutely recommend it. On my top 3 favs to this day.

catnap by SerpentineJ. Soft, adorable fic for your light reading needs.

There are far more works, beautiful ones, some I found here on tumblr, that I would love to add to this list but since I never learnt to book mark and this is already a big list I’ll leave it like that. for now

Enjoy!

a bunch of aizawa and one (1) clumsy insomniac child

if aizawa erased nedzu’s quirk...?

it’s an mutant quirk as far as i’m aware, but aizawa is apparently able to at least ‘partially’ erase mutant quirks (eg. paralyse a mutated extra limb or something)

if he could erase high specs: would nedzu retain his knowledge and just be unable to communicate it? mouse brains aren’t built for that much intelligence - so what if he isn’t able to hold it all without his quirk being active? 

so let’s say one time, aizawa uses his quirk on nedzu by accident for like 5 seconds. nedzu lost a lot of his memory - not about practical things like his job or his history, just obscure facts he used to know, calculations that he used to have in the back of his head. so ever since nedzu has referred to ‘that one time aizawa used his quirk on him’ with the same attitude as scholars talk about the burning of the library of alexandria - if he still had that lost knowledge, he could’ve gotten humans to mars by now! aizawa just rolls his eyes every time it comes up.

Gotham TikTok

AKA "Danny moves to Gotham and records TikToks with absolutely deranged captions. He films Get Ready with Me in Gotham videos, fit checks, and even A Day in the Life of a Ghost in Gotham! Except everybody is freaking the fuck out in the comments" prompt idea!

No, you don't understand, I'm obsessed. Like, what if Danny's idea of "safe" is just... anything that doesn't actively try to kill him? So Metropolitians, Star City, and Central City citizens are literally biting their nails and sweating bullets every time he posts, because what if he gets merc'd by the "Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag" Red Hood?? And that's one of the nicer villains in Gotham. And Danny's just like wow, this place is niiiiiice, I haven't even been murdered yet!

Maybe Jazz took a 12-year-old Danny to Gotham to escape their parents. Gotham's cheap, dirty, and doesn't ask questions: it's the best place to go to disappear because damn near half the city's population are either super villains, hostages, dead, or vigilantes. She gets a job at an understaffed hospital as a clinical psych intern. She enrolls Danny for online schooling because she's scared a public high school would be too easy for their parents to track.

Which leaves Danny alone for hours. He makes a TikTok account called "Danny Phantom" because, c'mon, he's a kid. And, like most kids, he doesn't really comprehend the idea of a digital footprint or that his account is public, accessible by literally anybody.

He's also a little shit. So, the first TikTok he uploads is of a man getting carjacked, but the caption reads: love to see people helping each other. remember it's always okay to ask for help! it's okay, I don't know how to parallel park, either :)

And you just see this guy in a mask shove a businessman away from his car, gesturing with his gun, before getting into the driver's seat. Except the car is parallel parked so the carjacker just slowly inches back and forth between a Prius and a Honda until he can wedge himself out of the parking space. And then gets stuck in stand-still traffic. The TikTok goes viral. It's talked about on the Gotham news and Gothamites are losing their shit, pointing out the exact moment you can see the carjacker start to soundlessly cuss through the car's windshield or the way the businessman is just... standing on the side of the road, watching with a deadpan look.

Danny doesn't know about it being on the news, but he sees all the comments, likes, reposts, and feels something. He wonders if this is what Ember feels every time people listened to her music. So, he keeps posting. Usually, it's short three-second videos of a hilariously unexpected situation with an even more deranged caption. But then he's accidentally caught in the reflection of a store front while recording and doesn't know, posts it like he always does; only for this TikTok to go viral, too. Because "Danny Phantom" is a child??

He doesn't notice the shift in his comments, but the public opinion quickly changes from wow, Gothamites are just like that huh lol to what the FUCK, kid, get inside!!! anytime he posts.

Except Danny never gets hurt. Even in the most dangerous situations, when you'd think this kid is a goner for sure, he's just happily yapping in the background. He's so different from Gothamites because he lacks that dead-eyed, despair-inducing aura of someone who's lived in a hellmouth their whole lives. (A couple people post that Danny kind of reminds them of Golden Boy Brucie Wayne, all air-headed and unrealistically optimistic, and suddenly there's memes of "what happens when you've never gotten shot in Gotham" or "how i act when Commish Gordie accuses me of shoplifting again" with them side-by-side.)

And then Danny's posts go viral again and again. Danny doing a fit check with a blond-haired woman with a checkered outfit, she ruffles his hair and kisses him on the cheek. A picture of him wearing an old jean jacket with a bright red lipstick smear on his cheek is trending for weeks. Spoiler, fully suited up in an all-purple vigilante attire, and him shoving gas station hotdogs in their mouths. He even has videos of him clearly in Killer Croc's lair, with comments of are you in the sewers??? DANNY??? and he responds, no, i'm in mom & dad's basement :) (Waylon Jones is actually sitting behind him in one of the videos, intently watching a TV show on an iPad.)

Everybody adores Danny - Rogues, Gothamites, even the Bats. (There's at least six videos of Nightwing teaching Danny how to do backflips, handstands, and other acrobatic moves. Even the youngest Robin has been caught on camera quietly talking with Danny, a shocking lack of violence that left half the city's population suffering from cuteness aggression for the kids.)

So, yeah, Danny belongs to Gotham.

But the internet is widely accessible and Danny made it so, so easy to find him. Jazz obviously didn't know he was posting videos of himself publicly; she was too tired after back-to-back 12 hour shifts at the hospital that she hadn't even checked social media in months. Otherwise, she would've told him to be careful, to never show his face or post his real name on the internet. Then again, Jazz would never have expected all of Gotham (and Superman himself, totally endeared by the kid after Kon and Jon showed him a couple TikToks) would beat the absolute shit out of anybody going after Danny.

Imagine GIW's surprise when they track down Amity's former residential Ghost only to find an entire city frothing at the mouth to protect their Phantom.

todoroki.exe has stopped working

(based on a conversation on twitter)

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

Villain!Deku fanfic recommendations part 2!

These are my personal favs, I might miss a few but i’ll try my best! (there may or may not be repeats from my last rec list)

1. “Something’s Gotta Give” - TubbsTheCat: Shigarki and co get to Izuku before the heroes do. People die, it’s sad and emotional and really really good.

2. “Playing With a Full Deku” -  Haurvatat: Izuku is more of a sassy vigilante than a true villain. Funny and sad at the same time. There’s a side story with some Todoeku :)

3. “ All for One, All for Him” -  Auresalia: Total villain izuku. Heartbreaking at times and so so good. 24 chapters of angst and amazing writing

4. ”It’s Spelled ‘Trader’ Not 'Traitor'” -  JackobolTrades : okay so I love this fic but it’s not really villain izuku but oh well. Basically Izuku has AFO and uses it to help people with their quirks but it gets a little complicated. Slight tw

5. “One May Smile, and Smile, And Be A Villain” - AvaRose: Izuku isn’t accepted into UA and becomes a police officer instead but it doesn’t really work out as planned. 

6. “Sleeping With Ghosts” - Lalazee: Small but really awesome one shot. Villain Deku plus an angry Katsuki and at grocery store :)  

7. “Pulling the Wires” -  catsplosionxd, PsychoLimbo: :) I just HAD to include PTW. If you haven’t read it already do it now!!

8. “Decomposition” - thepensword: super angsty one shot. Poor Izuku :(

9. “At Times so Self Destructive” -  theshoutingslytherin: SUPER emotional. tw for suicide attempt. Villain Izuku defect AU

10. “Changeling” - littleberd: noumu Izuku. Very good but super angsty and a few tw just a heads up. 

OKAY i’m done for now! If you guys want another one soon just let me know!