Childish-arson - Childish_arson 💜🤍🩶🖤

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

I think that, despite recent events and the fact that Kayne has greater power than the King in Yellow, Arthur would still consider the King more terrifying. The King was the first eldritch being to torture him, and while Kayne has done a shitload of stuff to Arthur, the King has tortured Arthur for years.

But I think Kayne would be incredibly jealous and infuriated if he found out Arthur was more traumatized by the King in Yellow than by him.

Kayne: What...what do you mean? I...I mutilated you! I made John lie to you! I manipulated you into killing Matthew! All the horrors you faced in the past are my fault! I...and...those mean nothing to you!?!

Arthur: Not nothing! Of course not nothing! Kayne, I swear to you that at least 30% of my most traumatic moments are due to you-

Kayne: Only 30%!?!

Arthur: M-maybe 35? Look, the Dreamlands were rough, and they happened at a time where I was new to all of this. Naturally, they made a strong impression on me. When I met you, I had already been through the wringer, so-

Kayne: (muttering to himself) Damn it, Hastur, I knew I should have killed you!

Kayne wanting to made the world without pain and suffering confuses me. My guy I thought you loved pain and suffering?

Arthur: Can we try rizzing you up so you don't end like... the whole reality?

Kayne: sure lol

Jarthur: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA-

the new malevolent episode is so cool--its so fucking funny that we can only have old, dead or mute women bc mr guthrie is so adamant about having no voice actors

The sooner you reblog this, the funnier it is

I remember saying that “oh Lillith hates her dad so much, that she’s going to risk death by awakening Azathoth”

No. it’s actually Kayne. Kayne hates his dad so much he’s going to risk actually dying just to kill him, make sure he doesn’t exist. This is what daddy issues do to a man.

nah anons right i wanna fuck most things that are ‘scary’

Taxonomy cancelled we are dividing all avatars into 'fuckable' and 'unfuckable'

Had to draw them 🫶

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation