Latest Posts by childish-arson - Page 13

everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]

i hope arthur arrives back in 1934 and it turns out he's carrying every plague from the 1200s and he ends up causing a mass outbreak

do you think the trend “would you still love me if i was a worm” is banned in the archives since the prentiss incident. like. tim says it as a joke once and jon almost spills his coffee on the carpet with how fast he turns around  

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I'm of the opinion that Martin always found Jon attractive, but didn't develop a full crush until after he let him stay in the Archives to hide from Prentiss. I don't have any evidence for this, I just want it to be true because comedic potential.

Imagine with me the hilarity that would ensue after Sasha outs Jon as a decade younger than he claims and Martin has to entirely recalibrate his whole view of the guy. Cause he *thought* he was fantasizing about a workplace fling with an older coworker but this bastard is literally his age, he's just got a grandpa personality. Tim would laugh so hard he would choke

John’s hate for SPECIFICALLY Oscar is so funny

Literally anyone else? Sure, fine

Oscar? Fuck that guy lmao

I love Oscar though

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

pov youre kayne

"average podcast character whimpers 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average podcast character whimpers 0 times per year. Arthur Leter, who falls into hole & whimpers over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Never getting over how basically all the comments on a reuploaded Pin of Michael meeting Captain Foxy are literally just calling him autistic

HONESTLY THATS SO REAL THOUGH

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

The fact that John probably knows how to play faroe’s lullaby makes me want to scream

Part 38 🤝 Part 49

I (man in two very happy and fulfilling relationships) had to listen to around an hours worth of break up songs just to be able to continue the podcast without strangling Arthur Lester and John Malevolent Doe because the fumbling of the sad little gay priest greatly upset me me

If John and Arthur ever separated, I don't think they would ever be able to live without each other. The amount of codependency in their relationship is too much any human or now human to bear.

I see two possible outcomes, either way, one of them cracks and acts up on their desire to become whole again.

1: If John loses his mind first.

When he gets his new body and has already learned coordinating it, (it would take so much time and physical and emotional effort to do so, but that's another story) he would feel too alone even lost. His entire existence as we know now was with Arthur, at least in the human world. He was so afraid to go back to the dark world, he couldn't bear to be alone again. He couldn't hear Arthur's thoughts, nor could Arthur need his assistance anymore. He would be completely on his own. This is enough in itself to go mental, but what if he would feel so alone that he would see the only option to became happy as going back. But there is no going back. He would find a way: cutting open his soulmate's body and getting into him. Once again they'll be whole, and he would be inside him as he should.

2: Arthur looses is first.

When John gets a body, Arthur has to learn to be on his own again, either blind or with eyesight he would lose his guide. Even if he can see again, the world is not the same as John described it, it's different and less colorful.  If he can see again, he will see how much damage their adventure done to his body. He is half the man he was before, and no one ever in the whole world could see him and know what he feels other than John. His emotional support is gone, but that was the only thing that got his self-esteem going. He tried, or was on the edge of killing himself before, but now he is too close. He can't even bear to see John, with his new body; no scars, no damage. Not only that, but he had to go through so much, and only he stayed the same? He needs John back, but with a body he needs to put it back someway.

He eats him. Every little piece of him. The hair, the bones. Nothing can leave from him, so they can go back to normal, no John's body, he is John's body, and he is inside of him again.

Relistening to Malevolent (slowly so I don't die of depression) and just got thru The Prison and couldn't stop imagining John singing this

I don’t need therapy. I need my husband (archive of our own) to return from war (the server is currently down) and come home to his devoted wife (an ao3 user who was in the middle of reading a gay sex scene). it’s been almost two years (20 minutes) since he (ao3) has been taken from me

I like to think that the ao3 staff find out that ao3 is down from the screams of anguish on tumblr alone

*proceeds to snooze the alarm for over an hour*

Me: I wonder how many works this fandom has on AO3

Me emerging from the depths: what day is it?

remember in 2007 or 2008 when emo was at its peak and gay marriage wasn't legal and so we had boys in eyeliner and skirts making out with each other at the mall in protest. i think we need this again

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

My wife (ao3) lying in her hospital bed (down for maintenance) as I hold her hand lovingly, waiting for the moment she wakes again (waiting for ao3 to go back up).

i would like everyone to know that this is arthur lester in my head

he’s just the dad from frozen but he’s stinky, possessed, and is currently coughing up a lung

Hiding tiny king in yellow symbols in my art assignment just because I can 😼

is there an Arthur lesters oxygenated and deoxygenated blood

I feel like there should be

so arthur lester was for sure rich right? like he avoided child labor pre ww1 in america when he was just about the perfect age for it, in the midst of said war he was able to be a composer as well as a nanny for his daughter, assumingly full time, and during the depression and probably in the prohibition he could afford to be a drunk.

i know he probably did it out of the kindness of his heart, but id like to imagine that parker saw this rich drunk and decided that he could worm his way into his will with enough annoyance.

arthur’s hear me out cake but it’s just an alcoholic priest, a hitman who tried to murder him, and a shard of a god who took his eyes

obsessed with kellin malevolent. i don’t talk about him enough but my god is he one of the side characters of all time.

first of all, this guy drops perhaps the best one liners in the entire show. i cannot express how much i love the line “arthur, tell that voice in your head that my mother was not a whore,” cause like, on the one hand its fucking funny as anything, especially when paired with harlan’s equivalent of a vine boom effect. but on the OTHER HAND, this line is absolutely terrifying cause we go the entire ep thinking this guy is nothing like arthur and the voices he speaks of just signify his own mental instability but then we get this shocker of a reveal!! UGH, i adore ep 4 so much.

and don’t even get me started on just how creepy the entire ep is. i’ll never forget how much of a captive i felt like listening to that ep, trapped in that car with arthur not sure what this quick tempered guy in a gas mask was gonna do next. that unsettling dread was unmatched.

and oh, kellin in SCRATCH’S DREAM ??!! fucking incredible scene. we go so long never thinking about this guy and then bam, a nightmare encounter showing back up in arthur’s nightmares.

also just obsessed with kellin’s attitude. yes, please sing a shitty cover of a song that hasn’t been released yet. i adore how arthur gets in the car and kellin essentially just demands that arthur serenades him and then gets pissed when arthur fucks up the lyrics.

truly an icon of a character. kellin holeman i’ll never forget you.

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