Latest Posts by childish-arson - Page 7

hey man. they turned my favorite character into pencil shavings. given him the ol’ mashed potato. limited edition arthur lester brand apple sauce. he is giving the lego keychain on my backpack who has lost both arms and one of his legs has mysteriously appeared inside my pocket. they cheese grated him. yeah. puréed that motherfucker. to smithereens you say. bro got disassociated like salt in water. dashed upon the rocks. rent limb from limb. from the nave to the chops. you could go bungee jumping with his guts. maybe the real hand of malevolence was the hands we lost along the way. his bones are pine needles his eyes are fruit gushers his limbs are accessories to kayne’s met gala look. filleted like a fish. yeah. popped like a ripe cherry. just absolutely turned into soup. his skin is like the discarded perforated section of the spiral notebook that stays on the ring when you tear a page. yeah all that’s left is one final book he kept on him at all times. not sure what the title was, it was in ancient yiddish. yeah. weird right? mhmm. yeah they put him down the garbage disposal. yeah he’s just kind of a weird stain now. yeah it was sad. how was your day

I hope Elijah Volkov has the worst birthday ever!

Kindly reminding everyone that when Arthur died on the witch's table, John was stuck in his body. I'd love for John to usurp The Dark World like any other malevolent enjoyer but he might also end up waiting for somebody to hear him in the beaten, broken husk of Arthur's body, no eyes, no hand, no foot, no Arthur

0 connection to the world. only flesh soup.

camp here and there fans pspspsps i have a huge question.

okay. so. when you guys read the acronym “chnt” do you read it as “camp here and there” or the letters “c h n t” because my friends and i keep pronouncing it phonetically. like. chint. but less “i” sound? i guess?? I CANT BE ALONE IN THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLE

God… look at them! 🖤🩸

anyone else literally feel it a bit when arthur was being ripped apart. just this unpleasant physical sensation the whole time. god nothing in a podcast has affected me like that ever. it felt like i was *in* that moment. absolutely insane writing and sound design hats off to harlan man

I like making little doodles like these, they're very addictive

malevolent 52 spoilers

ok not to Cope. but surely he's alive right chat . how r they gonna do another season without him. probably another fucked up dream that kayne put him in to manipulate him and john. but also harlan is evil and mean so I don't know

and of course a massive aromantic win in this episode as ALWAYS. malevolent serving The aromantic podcast I love her so much

my jaw dropped. everything stopped in that moment. anyways EXCITED FOR THE NEW EPISODE BECAUSE HES ALIVE!!!!!!

I made this today because I felt silly :3

Thought I might share it here too

I remember saying that “oh Lillith hates her dad so much, that she’s going to risk death by awakening Azathoth”

No. it’s actually Kayne. Kayne hates his dad so much he’s going to risk actually dying just to kill him, make sure he doesn’t exist. This is what daddy issues do to a man.

MALEVOLENT 52 SPOILERS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

So what are we calling the orchestra of arthurs? I've seen "Orchestrarthur" get thrown around a few times but I just gotta know what y'all are calling em

I've also seen "Arthur and the jarthurs" which is hilarious

But like please gimme your suggestions on what to call those guys bc I kinda wanna give em a fancy name like most other orchestras but the funny ones go hard tbh

you know it's bad when the character dies horrifically & your first reaction is damn bitch again??

Arthur and Larson meet Kayne for the first time:

Part 20 || Part 40 (II)

And for the last (???) time:

Part 52 || Part 40 (II)

Hm. Okay then.

Kayne wanting to made the world without pain and suffering confuses me. My guy I thought you loved pain and suffering?

The Wager spoilers 😭😭😭

Antoine: Did I get love, my lord?

Arthur: Unconditionally, from friends.

Antoine: But did I get bitches, my lord?

Arthur:

Arthur: You were so kind

I have such a deep and profound love for malevolent artists that draw POC John

Egg-volent

meeting a queer couple. i look between the two of them.

“so who carries the burden of the blackstone and who’s gonna dig it out of them?

i cant believe harlan guthrie liked the idea of arthur lesters body parts all being separate blogs so much that he found a way to work it into canon!

Runs into the void to avoid violence

nah anons right i wanna fuck most things that are ‘scary’

Taxonomy cancelled we are dividing all avatars into 'fuckable' and 'unfuckable'

I mean the Blackstone was inside a chest. Not the chest they thought, but it was in a chest.

Intro Post!

Hi, I'm Arthur Lester's Music Stand, jumping from the Kayne Train onto the tracks at dangerously high speeds!

This is my side blog, focused mostly on the audio drama, Malevolent, but may feature some other fandoms, too. Again, mostly audio dramas, such as The Magnus Archives/Protocol, Wolf 359, Sherlock & Co., The Silt Verses, and hopefully more soon!

For some further context, I am making this blog hot and fresh off the heels of Malevolent episode 52, "The Wager", a.k.a. the "grand finale" of season 5! I have found audio drama fandom blogs to be some of my favorite to interact with, and finally felt inspired to stop being a lurker and become an active member of the community. (For the record, no shade to fandoms of movies, tv shows, or books, but I think the inherently limiting and unique nature of audio dramas pushes for more creativity and need for audience engagement than the others. Just my two cents on the topic!).

Why am I Arthur Lester's music stand? Well, you may already be familiar with "limb posters" if you're in the fandom, which are folks who take on the names of our dear protagonist's, Arthur Lester, body parts, sometimes for roleplay purposes, mostly just to be silly. Spoilers for episode 52, but that spawned a new genre of Malevolent blogs, which are themed after different instruments the multiverse of Lesters might play in Kayne's orchestra.

I thought, wouldn't this be funny? I don't make art or fanfiction (yet), I'm not huge into making my own original posts, and I don't usually have much to add to anyone else's (though, I am trying to be more sociable!). However, I am great at reblogging! What a more fitting theme, to be someone who showcases some of the best work this fandom has to offer, as the very man's music stand?

So long story short, that's my deal, and that's what I'm doing here.

I believe I have asks open, so feel free to drop me a message, if you please! I have no real goal, other than to have fun with one of my favorite stories and fandoms ever, so if you'd like to further that goal in any way, I'm open for business! I'm also not opposed to attempting roleplay, either taking up certain characters or somehow being the music stand, although I'm not entirely sure how that would work lol.

Thanks for reading, have fun!

the blackstone

Harlan reposting this:

Omg I hope nothing bad happens to Arthur Lester in the bad-things-happening-to-arthur-lester podcast

I’ve said it before but it bears repeating:

KAYNE IS SO FUCKING SCARY