the severance experience really is just switching between two states of ben stiller. mr. zoolander you are going to hear from me and by that i mean you are going to feel from me because you're catching these hands and either its a handshake or a grief-ridden punch
severance continues to get wilder. gretchen cheats on her husband with her husband; don't let her husband find out! ham-based throuple gets significantly more ominous. helena convinced mentioning local depressed alcoholic widower's dead wife by the wrong name is a surefire way to get him to need her carnally. somewhere markhelly is wasting company time getting freaky under a table. milchick beefs with child and paperclips.
They now have a mouth and they must scream
Buy me a kofi?
snakes: mods (messmer) can we ban this guy
I am So Normal About Hollow, I Promise.
(I am not normal about Hollow, I am Sorry.)
Au where hollow and ghost survive Hollow Knight, and they go on adventures with hornet to distant lands. Hornet hunts and finds worth outside being a grave protector. Ghost… ghost does ghost stuff. And Hollow learns how to be a person.
(Anyways THE POSSIBLE SIBLING DYNAMICS… I AM ROBBED.)
Gonna call this Au “The Art of Dandelions” because it’s aaaaall about being nuisance in other kingdom’s front lawns. And unwanted growth.
Some more stuff!
Our Captain doomed us all
Jimblasted AU intro
shooketh
mouthpilled washmaxxer. i went to mouthwash city and they all knew you. she mouth on my wash till I...mouthwash. bros in his mouthwash era. not beating the mouthwash allegations. try not to be "mouthwash" challenge impossible. it's giving mouthwash. so mouthwash core. it's--
morgott and mohg simultaneously: man my brother's a freak. completely lost to some weird ass religion. good thing im the sane one
The back door is always unlocked for when you want to come home. | James 1:22-24🪻| "At the bottom of the well, my round head is no longer funny [...]"
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