I Need My Man To Win

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

i love this billford baby. no one knows where it came from. they dont know how it was conceived. it speaks in morse code and it has a "beautiful singing voice"

Stanford really went for 12 PhDs just to find a moment to brag and tell someone he has a PhD for every finger he had.

I'm definitely gonna write these into fics

but here's some shit I wanna see more in fanfic

Touch starved Bill who's too cocky to say anything about how he keeps hinting at physical contact, but ends up doin' something about it in secret (in part based off this comic that's taken up residence in my brain)

date w/Bill where he's the weirdest lil freak imaginable using his own dating advice to try and seduce whoever he's with and it's treated as both an off putting quirk and something worth attracting attention

I already did this one as a one off post but Bill with long ass claws/ vice versa 'n there's some good ol' soft hand touchings.

classic Bill flirting but it...gets responded to weird??? Like his target takes it so well he starts to get mildly annoyed (I mean he's probably flattered it's even acknowledged positively but...)

In general I'm a sucker for soft touches but I always enjoy ones where a character only fully slips into a cosy embrace when they feel fully comfortable enough with another (nudge nudge)

Cat coded Bill! Cat coded Bill! Cat ass Bill who keeps smacking stuff around and sleeping on their partner

6 hour car ride is about to be upon me, anyone got any billford fic recs 👁

I was bored, so i decided to play “fashion designer” and drew him lookin all stylish💙Should I do Stan next?🤔

give me baby Bill I'd raise him right

How do you cope with the unending void you feel after you finish your favorite show Gravity Falls

Ford overhearing you talking to a dog and getting borderline jealous. But you’re literally baby-talking to the max like

Awww who’s a little itty bitty baby? Mr. Peanut, just a tiny boy. *sound of many forehead kisses* He’s my handsome little guy!

And he’s simultaneously embarrassed that he is getting SO bothered by it but also thinking, “Why don’t they talk to me like that?”

Listen, sometimes a ship is less about wanting them to kiss or have sex or whatever, and more about needing them to be so endlessly intertwined and connected to the point where they might as well be one creature.