Yall Tumblr Freaks Are Way More Prurient Than I Was Expecting, But Honestly? Im So Here For It.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

is nothing a substance? can it be defined as anything other than the absence of everything? therefore can everything be defined much in the same way? as the absence of nothing? if so, then are they both substances that must exist in tandem? or are neither of them substances? or is there some falicy in my thinking that proves nothing to be yet another facet of the vast everything?

this was said during a six-hour-long facetime btw

“so i turn my head and i see lesbians eating pussy” - @r7leee

shout out to all of my future roommates who r gonna have to live with my neurodivergent ass

Hello Deadpool and Wolverine fandom

I'd like to bring this golden post back in light of the Honda Odyssey scene

PSA for all of my amateur home bakers: try the cake recipe on the back of the hershey’s cocoa powder container right the FUCK now

what if i’m actually pan but i just like the bi flag better

girl this is dangerous i’m gonna be putting shit in your ask box 24/7

anyway dominic fike x omar apollo fic collab when

1) go ahead god knows im awake @ ungodly hours

2) idc u tell me

@r7leee