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okay look it isn’t touhou so i don’t actually want any of you to read it but i DO want you guys to read this. like this tumblr post. i have a story as to why i chose to write home fanfiction and you do not need to know what home is to understand it

so if you’ve read a single of my recent posts, you’d know how obsessed i am with home. 2014 off fangame with a dead creator, that’s the one.

alain (home character) reciting navy seal copypasta

i randomly decided to check if it had any fanfiction on ao3 considering how niche it was.

it had three! they were as follows:

1) 250 words of awful writing describing three characters (two of which are brothers, all three of which are feral cats) engaging in a threesome

2) 25,000 words of… something spanish. i dunno.

3) 400 words of the judge (one of those cats also featured in that first work) raping the reader. also the reader is underage from what i can tell from the tags (look man i’m not reading it to find out) also written by same guy as #1

not great, right?

anyways it kind of bummed me out to see this but i took it as a GOLDEN opportunity. i could be the first man to ever write a good home fic. so i did!

i specifically wrote this because of a man who does not yet exist.

what do i mean by that?

maybe in a month, or in a year, or whatever amount of time, there’s gonna be a guy who gets just as obsessed with home as i was. absolute infatuation. they’re gonna play through the game, and love it. then they’ll check ao3 to see if home has any fanfiction.

i do not want this person to see the three things i did. i want there to be at least one nice little story for them to read, so they’re not disappointed like i was.

i want them to see the other three, but be happy there’s at least one good one out there. they’ll read mine and smile because it’s not weird incest pedo smut. because it’s PEAK.

i am doing it for that guy. that guy who doesn’t yet exist.

so i hope they like it

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cl0akoffeathers

7 years ago

What?

ANUBIS 🔺

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cl0akoffeathers

7 years ago

He deserves a life safe from black on black violence. The police are just a scapegoat for the BLM movement.

You deserve to live a life free from police violence. All Black Lives Matter

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cl0akoffeathers

7 years ago

Blm is ignoring a massive sexism and violence problem in the black community and is instead focusing on police brutality, although it is a problem, focusing solely on that will cause a destructive cycle of hate and thirst for revenge. As the phrase goes, “you have to start with the man in the mirror.”

You deserve to live a life free from police violence. All Black Lives Matter

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cl0akoffeathers

7 years ago

Big Lincoln sends you to hell due to how cute he is.

All American Badass

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cl0akoffeathers

11 months ago

*sees you posting OFF content and starts vibrating at intense speeds*

Anyways, funny little baseball man, doing funny little baseball crimes (I have SO many thoughts on this game, help)

I'VE NOT EVEN BEEN HERE FOR A DAY SO IMAGINE WHAT I WOULD DO NEXT

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cl0akoffeathers

2 years ago

Yeah, Romero himself at one point that the shambler was fluffy. Romero likes fucking with people.

Was I supposed to know only right now that there is a whole official development discussion regarding shamblers because everybody at ID stated that they have fur but Romero for some reasons is the only one that states otherwise. John what the fuck

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cl0akoffeathers

5 years ago

Also add remixes on the list because those are everywhere, and I love them.

Eurobeat is great because in one genre you have music styles and subjects from

-I miss my dead girlfriend and I’m committing suicide to see her

-I’m fucking sad

-Babe

-Touhou

-Generic love or romance song

-Dance music

-I’m mega horny for my doctor

-I’m mega horny

-I’m mega horny for my significant other

-songs that lyrically make no sense.

-Thinly veiled positive thinking songs

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cl0akoffeathers

7 years ago

"what a shame."

I like to remind everybody how JC Denton is the master of one-liners and voice delivery.

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cl0akoffeathers

10 months ago

obligatory silly little japhet because i am incapable of drawing him without also drawing his silly little hooves.

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cl0akoffeathers

1 year ago

It's the blog version of strip mining, i do it to extract as much Japhet as possible. And yeah I indeed am going ham so much so that it's almost terrifying.

funniest phenomenon is when someones digging through your blog clearly not following a Tag but instead a Search. how do u end up here

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