𝚈𝙾𝚄  𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆  𝚃𝙷𝙴  𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝚈'𝚂  𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁   …

you know if wally had been born one year earlier he would have been a baby boomer. scary.

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wally  has  a  crazy  case  of  internal  echolalia.  this  is  not  helped  by  the  fact  that  kids  these  days  are  horrific  at  wearing  headphones  when  they're  on  their  phones  in  public.  so  he  picks  up  a  lot  of  phrases  /  vine  quotes  /  tiktok  audios  and  replays  them  in  his  head  when  going  about  his  day.  mostly  in  his  head  or  very  quietly  to  himself.  greatest  hits  include:

lots  of  food  related  ones.  like  any  time  he's  around  food.   “it's  an  avocado…thanks”  /  the  combination  pizza  hut  and  taco  bell  song  /  the  mcdonalds  in  the  pentagon  song  (  even  though  he  doesn't  totally  understand  the  joke  at  the  end  )  /  hamilton  eating  oreos  in  a  parked  car  /  etcetera  etcetera, i could go on all day

i'm  just  ken  and  on  the  flip  side,  the  snl  pete  davidson  sketch  version.  at  random,  throughout  the  day.

“why  you  so  small?  why  you  so  tiny?”  every  time  he  becomes  aware  how  much  taller  he  is  than  the  people  around  him

ok i lied but i will be around tomorrow

hi i shall be around tomorrow perhaps :)

MILO MANHEIM in SCHOOL SPIRITS

wally is an only child but the idea of him having a little sibling kills me a little bit but i do want it so if anyone wants oc ideas, aha-

christens blog w this thought that hit me like a brick last night about how mr. martin's sheepdog metaphor is meant like a bad thing but like. yes sheepdogs are loyal and obedient but they have a purpose, they have a job, they're livestock guardians protecting their flock

@class84s : amazing night at split river high!

colette: AND YOUR LAST

hi i shall be around tomorrow perhaps :)

you're  not  going  to  let  me  live  that  down,  are  you?   —   from  @marsilles

“one  of  these  days,  maybe.”  which  is  the  exact  same  thing  he's  been  saying  for  years  at  this  point  —  so  who  can  blame  colette  for  being  a  little  skeptical  of  the  claim?  “you've  got  way  worse  on  me.  christmas  a  few  years  ago,  that  egg  nog  incident?  or  field  day  last  year,  i  don't  even  want  to  talk  about  that.”  it  was  one  bad  throw,  walter,  let  it  go.  is  this  supposed  to  make  her  feel  better?