a while back I was fighting with my sister about which of us was superior and I referred to myself as “having the force of a great typhoon” and that I was “mysterious as the dark side of the moon” and she just left
This is an experiment for my followers
i’d just like to formally apologize for like… [gestures to all of myself]
please
reblog this nd ill send u a pic of clive
You know I really don’t understand why Hades is always the bad guy I mean in Greek mythology it seems like 78% of problems originate when Zeus is either a dick to someone or putting his dick in someone
I honestly hope no one ever decides to go through my laptop I don’t have anything bad in it just stupid crap like this I can’t even explain
“Can you lawyer good?”
“NO BUT I CAN SHOUT REALLY LOUD”
Do you think that when Clive gets out of prison he'll start taking classes as Gressenheller because I do
savage
gangs in london will fuck you up
heavy metal broke my