I AM SO GLAD I NEVER GOT NINTENDOGS

there are tears streaming down my face someone hire him for advertising 

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FUCKER SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

Ground

Gender no longer exists. Instead of genders everyone gets to choose what Pokemon type they are

I’m water

This would explain all his stress eating 

the old scooby doo movies centered around scooby and shaggy are so weird because instead of portraying all the monsters as humans in masks like the basis of the rest of the series, they were always encountering real monsters??

i mean no wonder scooby and shaggy are always so scared when they see people in masks.  they know there are real monsters.  one time dracula tried to turn shaggy into a werewolf.  they taught at a school for monster girls.  like??  nobody knows the terrors they have seen 

super smash bros ballot

character you’re voting for: professor layton

title of the game the character appears in: professor layton series

why should this character become a fighter?

This has always confused me like doesn’t the first episode with Brock mention that his mother is dead and that’s why he can’t become a breeder? and there was the whole thing with his dad ditching the family to become a Pokemon Master, so did they just raise his mother from the dead?? Did Brock’s dad remarry?? Witchraft?? Please correct me if I’m wrong I’m just really confused

I'M CRYINg

Clive: This isn’t happening. It can’t end this way. IT WON’T END THIS WAY!

Clive: *gets hit by the pipe*

*mmmm whatcha say starts playing*

This sort of quality art is why I joined tumblr in the first place

**This comic contains SPOILERS from Professor Layton and the Unwound Future**

Clive Dove and his most amazing plans.

AANG IS A LITERAL RAY OF SUNSHINE AND I LOVE HIM OKAY

HE IS MY S ON

@vitariesocks

someone mixed adele and the civil war trailer and it’s even more sad that i thought it’d be

Oh golly please

I'm doing a thing

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