Would You Rather:

Arm candy and a walking sex toy.

Cute little cigar doll

Asking for it in more ways than one.

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Confession

My wife has a best friend who was very modest but has big tits and a curvy body. I often fantasize about my wife enjoying a nice cigar with her best friend and her husband. Often times ending with the husband dominating my wife in a hottub.

Be honest here buddy. You're not at the party and she is lighting up cigars like this... she's gonna have someone else's cock in her mouth by the end of the night.

Odd Behavior

My wife balks at conversations about having a threesome or swinging.

When I dirty talk about threesome or group fantasies with her friends or blowing guys at the bar while we are fucking and sucking, she barely acknowledges it.

But when I tell her I want her to ride one of the dildos in the bathroom, and alternate between sucking the other dildo and deepthroating me she's fine with it.

What's the difference between riding an 8 inch dildo while I hold the back of her head forcing her to deepthroat the other dildo or bringing home the guy she thinks is hot, Thomas from the bar, and spitroasting her? She's already cumming on a dildo while gagging on my cock and a dildo.

Am i crazy for thinking that it makes more sense to fuck my wife and rub her clit while Thomas facefucks her instead of her deepthroating and gagging on a dildo?