Latest Posts by clownngutss - Page 6

wow i really get anxiety over anything huh

I die a little inside when people say they don’t like Shane because they think he only makes videos of him eating food from Taco Bell

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Insult my ship

And I’ll stab you

Andrew Siwicki’s laugh, reblog if you agree

Shyland appreciation post

i can’t stop watching this

I love the idea of pre-serum Steve together with Natasha because the entire relationship dynamic would be:

Steve: "Fight me."

Natasha:

“I just wanted to be like you.”

“And I wanted you to be better.”

game time!

every time you see this post you have to reblog with a different marvel quote (no repeats)

i’ll start: “i’m a god you dull creature!”

imagine if the avengers had actually discussed the plan for more than an hour, and found out from nebula that you have to sacrifice what you love most to get the soul stone (basically a soul for a soul), and steve volunteered himself for the mission. face to face with the red skull, he’s asked if he’s willing to make the sacrifice, to lose what’s important to him. steve replies, “go ahead and try. i’ve already lost everything else.” after its done, steve just laughs and says, “that’s all?”

& steve makes it back alive with the stone. he makes it back to the avengers compound. they don’t recognize him at first, but once they see past the change in structure and size, its obvious. they ask what happened, and he replies “a soul for a soul”. he gave up captain america, let him go once and for all, and that was enough.  

since i have a lot of free time, here’s the Black Panther Chase scene from Civil War but i put the Grass Skirt Chase song from SpongeBob.

Happy Birthday Chris Evans!

America’ass 💙✨

I really love their friendship!

Natasha: Ha, I’m a piece of trash.

Steve: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

Natasha: ...You smooth fucker. Yes.

Clint: Who do we know who has handcuffs?

Steve: Well, Natasha and I-

Natasha: [elbows him]

Steve: -wouldn't know.

“What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humour.”

— Natasha Romanoff

Tony: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.

Clint: My favourite is "butt dial" vs "booty call".

Bruce: It's called connotation.

Natasha: Also, "forgive me father, for I have sinned,"

Natasha, winking at Steve: vs "sorry daddy, I've been naughty".

Tony: Great news! Language is now cancelled.