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3 weeks ago
Welcome To The Shifting Seance Club.
Welcome To The Shifting Seance Club.
Welcome To The Shifting Seance Club.
Welcome To The Shifting Seance Club.
Welcome To The Shifting Seance Club.

welcome to the shifting seance club.

sit down… sit down. the spirits are restless. the stars are watching, no, really, they’re watching

AHEM. before we begin, a moment of academic posturing: the knowledge i am about to bestow upon you has been extracted from highly esteemed sources that i recommend for any astrologers, such as . . . ୨୧

" esoteric astrology " by alice a. bailey " the astrology of fate " by liz greene " saturn : a new look at an old devil " by liz greene " hellenistic astrology : the study of fate and fortune " by chris brennan

Welcome To The Shifting Seance Club.

i have consulted the planets, shuffled the tarot deck, knocked three times on my bedroom wall for dramatic effect, and this is what i’ve learned: your zodiac sign is not just a fun little personality badge. it directly affects your shifting progress. yes (probably not, take this with any amount of salt you want). the stars have opinions, and unfortunately, some of them are a little direct.

   . . . now, let’s see what they say about you

Welcome To The Shifting Seance Club.

◞ aries.

omen :  a door creaks open, but you keep kicking it instead of walking through. fate’s verdict :  you shift like a battering ram. you don’t manifest, you threaten reality into submission. and while your raw passion is admirable, your achilles' heel is your impatience. you expect instant results, and if they don’t arrive, you throw a cosmic tantrum. ꒰ prescription :  you need to trick yourself into believing you don’t care about shifting. the second you release your vice grip on the universe’s neck, you’ll wake up where you belong.

◞ taurus.

omen :  you stand at the threshold, hesitating, asking if this is “scientifically sound.” fate’s verdict :  you are so rooted in your cr that shifting feels like a betrayal. you crave comfort and certainty, and the unknown? ew. gross. messy. you convince yourself that if you can’t prove it, it must not be real. but !! shifting isn’t a scientific formula. it’s a love letter to possibility. ꒰ prescription :  romance the shift. bathe in it. treat it like a luxurious silk robe that’s already draped over your shoulders. you are already there.

◞ gemini.

omen :  the stars whisper secrets, but you’re too busy checking your notifications. fate’s verdict :  you woke up in your dr. except, oh, look!! a new shifting method!! and a podcast!! and a theory!! you scatter your energy across 300 ideas instead of committing to one. your brain is a quantum supercomputer; your attention span is a broken hourglass. ꒰ prescription :  pick one method and pretend it’s the only method in existence. burn the rest (metaphorically).

◞ cancer.

omen :   a single tear falls onto your dr script. it smudges the ink. fate’s verdict :  you shift best to your dr when you feel your dr in your soul. but your achilles' heel? your attachment to your cr. you romanticise your struggles, like a poet in the 1800s dying of heartbreak in a candlelit attic. ꒰ prescription :  detach. your dr is not a dream. it’s your next home.

◞ leo.

omen :  you envision your dr shift as an oscar-worthy transformation scene. fate’s verdict :  you don’t just want to shift. you want the most cinematic shift of all time. you crave grandeur, orchestral scores, confetti. but reality doesn’t need a standing ovation to be real. ꒰ prescription :  simplicity is your secret weapon. the most powerful magic happens in silence.

◞ virgo.

omen :  a stack of perfectly organised dr notes, rewritten for the third time. fate’s verdict :  you think if you can perfect shifting, it will work. you treat scripting like it’s a final dissertation. but guess what??? the universe doesn’t care about syntax. it just wants you to believe. ꒰ prescription :  trust yourself. shifting isn’t a rubik’s cube. it’s a freefall.

◞ libra.

omen :  the scales tip back and forth. you can’t decide which dr to enter. fate’s verdict :  indecision is your kryptonite. you treat shifting like a multiple-choice quiz instead of a choose-your-own-adventure novel. ꒰ prescription :  just pick. you can always pivot later.

◞ scorpio.

omen :  shadows shift in the candlelight. fate’s verdict :  you want power over shifting. you want to dominate reality. but shifting isn’t a chess game. it’s a trust fall. ꒰ prescription :  surrender. let go. let the shift take you instead of trying to own it.

◞ sagittarius.

omen :  your suitcase is always packed. fate’s verdict :  you see shifting as a trip, not a home.  ꒰ prescription :  commit. sink in. stop treating your dr like a fictional destination.

◞ capricorn.

omen :   a mountain looms in the distance. you start climbing. fate’s verdict :  you work too hard. you think shifting should be earned, like a salary. ꒰ prescription :  stop treating shifting like a job interview. you don’t have to prove yourself to the quantum field.

◞ aquarius.

omen :  a thousand ideas flicker in your mind at once. fate’s verdict :  you overcomplicate shifting with theories instead of doing it. ꒰ prescription :  stop analysing. start experiencing.

◞ pisces.

omen :  you already live in your dr. just not physically. fate’s verdict :  you dissociate instead of directing. ꒰ prescription :  channel your daydreams into intention. be the river, not the mist.

Welcome To The Shifting Seance Club.

the stars have spoken . . . will you listen?

Welcome To The Shifting Seance Club.
3 weeks ago

honestly there’s nothing left to be said. you already know how to shift even if you think you don’t. you’re not missing the “hidden key”. girl, you’ve got it in you, you just need to utilize that skill and take the leap. i get you’re afraid, you’re trying everything, but please do not be so hard on yourself. listen to your intuition, believe in shifting however you see fit, it’s YOUR journey, YOUR reality.

you want to let go and detach? if that’s the way for you, fuckin do it !!

you like robotically affirming and persisting in your narrative every hour? please do so, queen!!!

you want to blast subliminals and meditations all night long? be my guest ;)

please quit listening to others all the time. take a post that resonates with YOU, and bring your desires into fruition because…honey, it was always yours.

3 weeks ago

you ask me what’s the point, and i reply that it’s living. then you say you give up, and i giggle because giving up on something you think about everyday is not the most logical choice. then you get angry and i just watch because the only thing i see is someone wanting something so much that provokes in them such powerful emotions. who are we without a goal?? and the most poetic thing about this………. you realising, in the end, that it was worth it

2 weeks ago

thank golly for shifting, I would have gone insane without it !!!

3 weeks ago

manifestation and shifting literally is so easy if you understand how it works.

you just to have to embody who you want to be.

that’s literally it.

stop over complicating it and looking for methods with hundreds of difficult steps.

you can manifest/shift at any time by simply KNOWING and, why not, also having FUN while doing it.

stop making yourself miserable and start having fun, your life is yours only.

no more excuses, start now.

Manifestation And Shifting Literally Is So Easy If You Understand How It Works.

(made this quick sketch yesterday, who else loves miss peregrine hfpc??)

3 weeks ago

How to not give a damn about the 3d

How To Not Give A Damn About The 3d
How To Not Give A Damn About The 3d

Hey alluring souls!

You didn’t find this post by accident. Fate led you here, because you were born to command your reality.

I was watching Tam Kaur, and she shared this brilliant idea:

Imagine you're in a competition, and someone secretly shows you the winners' list—your name is on it. You’ve already won. Would you care if other competitors said, “ There's no way you are winning this, I’m winning this!”? Would you stress when the host dramatically pauses before announcing the winner? Of course not. Most likely you'd be wondering when are they gonna call you to stage to give the winners award right in front of that girl who said you'll never win. You’d sit back, relaxed, knowing the outcome is already decided.

Then it hit me—why not apply this same mindset to manifestations when the 3D shows me the opposite?

What if your future self came to you and said:

“Psst… You and your SP are in a committed relationship now.”

Would it matter if, right now, they were dating someone else? Would it matter if their current girl flaunted how much he’s princess-treating her just to make you jealous? Or if she stormed up to you, declaring, "SP is mine, back off!" Would you stress over what they say or do in the 3D? No—because you already know how the story ends. (Spoiler alert: SP is already yours)

Same with your dream job. Even if 3D throws rejections your way, if your future self tells you, “Hey, I’m working at our dream company, and it’s amazing!”—would you spiral? Of course not! Because the outcome is already set, you know how the chapter ends.

Funnily enough, I unknowingly used this mindset before I even knew about manifestation. During a competition, I told my friend, “Let’s present our idea like we already know we’re the winners.” In the past, I had approached competitions with an “Eh, I’m probably going to lose anyway, so what’s the point?” mindset—and I always did lose. But this time? We won.

This is how you stop letting the 3D shake you. See the final results first, live from that certainty, and watch as everything aligns accordingly. And you'll stop giving a damn about the 3d because you know how the story goes, it's already yours.

3 weeks ago
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‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎shifting and manifesting aren't fragile things that crumble under the weight of your doubts. they don't disappear when your mind wanders off or feels a little skeptical. they're something more like the speed of light racing through the universe—steady, reaching you from afar. and they don't require anything; they simply need you to allow them to just be.

the universe isn't waiting for you with a clipboard, tapping its foot, asking if you did the right method, if your intentions were pure, if your mind was clean. it doesn't lean over your shoulder, scrutinizing your steps like that one teacher you hated, waiting for you to mess up. the light does not flicker when you doubt. it does not dim when you 'fail'. it stays just as it is.

you have been taught that the sky only opens for the righteous, that shifting and manifesting are a tightrope walk—one wrong step, and you fall. but tell me—does the moon apologize for what it does to the tide? "the world bends for no one" yet it bends for you, over and over and over again, without hesitation. you could run from the door flung open before you, and still, the light would wait for you to extend your finger.

maybe you have been knocking on a door that was never locked. maybe you have spent years sharpening keys for a gate that was never closed. maybe you sit at the edge of your seat, thinking the invitation has been lost, when really, it has been in your back pocket all along. you write apologies into the margins of your desires, convinced you must be better before you can step forward. but the light does not ask you to open your hands and show it what you've done.

and if you doubt? if you rage? if you say, "this is not for me, i am too broken, too lost, too late"? the light does not go out. if you whisper to your pillow, "i have done everything wrong," if you try to silence your longing, if you build walls around your heart, the light does not go out. even in the wreckage, even in the places where you swore no good thing could grow, the light lingers.

so march forward, with shaking hands, with your sleeves undone, with all the ways you think you are undeserving. it does not matter. the light won't go out.

3 weeks ago

3 out of 4 of my grounded shifts have been to wherever my s/o was, like atp I’m shifting purely through the power of love😭💀

3 weeks ago

shifted and i don't know how to announce this without sounding like a girl who sells bathwater on depop. i was just lying down. i didn't mean to !!!!

3 weeks ago

PSA: you dont /have/ to reread your script before you shift!! your higher self is /not/ gonna "forget" your desires or the world you want to shift to. think of it like cloud storage. it has everything you want downloaded and protected, and it will stay that way forever.

if you just personally enjoy rereading your script, then go ahead, power to you. i love doing that as well, it makes me feel connected to where i wanna go. but just relax in the fact that you /wont/ just forget it. your higher self wont forget any detail of your dr, not even the itty bitty things. it has a perfect, infallible memory. you have to trust it, because its you. you are not your body, you're a soul living inside a body. just because your human brain cant perfectly recite every line of your script verbatim, doesnt mean you're gonna accidentally end up in the backrooms. let go of the stress babes, you've got this <3

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