HE'S SO FASCINATING I COULD TALK ABOUT HIM FOR HOURS!!!

HE'S SO FASCINATING I COULD TALK ABOUT HIM FOR HOURS!!!

Black Hat things I love:

He's simultaneously running a secret shadow organization and is a household name in the business of being a dastardly bastard

He's so spooky mysterious but he puts himself in all the commercials and starts them off like "HI IT'S ME. BLACK HAT"

There's so many fucking paintings of himself. Everywhere. He has to have done at least a few of them himself. He can absolutely see through any and all of them when he wants. He's hiding in one and laughing because nobody can find him.

He laughs too hard and does shit like this

Black Hat Things I Love:
Black Hat Things I Love:

Does he have a cockney accent, or do cockney speakers actually have a Black Hat accent? I don't think his first language is Human. It's very funny to me if while he was meandering through human languages he got to English and went "THAT one. I'm going to speak with THAT accent."

2 hat motherfucker

Black Hat Things I Love:

The teeth that stick out a lil bit

Black Hat Things I Love:
Black Hat Things I Love:
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He go >:3

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1 year ago

First episode!

https://youtu.be/GQxhx5i2Nr4?si=4r1L31tU4AoPPlEn

In honor of Creepypasta day I've released the first episode of my new Slenderverse ARG (yes I know they are two very different things), it's called "ShootTheMessenger" on YouTube. The series will follow a victim of the Slenderman who now works for him, showing the often seen tropes of stalking, planting personal items, etc. And as the series goes on, I plan to turn the story into its own thing! I hope whoever reads this has an amazing day, and remember to check it out when you have the chance!

1 year ago

I think this is my new favorite thing, I don't have the words. Oh my god.

I’ve Been Meaning To Draw Alastor And His Furby Organ Because, Let’s Be Honest, It’s One Of The

I’ve been meaning to draw Alastor and his furby organ because, let’s be honest, it’s one of the best tidbits of canon that Vivziepop has said about him.


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10 months ago

SO REAL!! LMAOOOOO!!!

think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.

1 year ago

Since I've seen a bunch of you having a growing interest in my version of Jane, I thought I'd give a few facts about Jane that change from in her story in the original!

Jane is based on K. Banning Kellum's version of the story. Which if you haven't read, you definitely should.

Similarly to Jeff not killing his brother at the end of that story, he never kills Jane's parents.

Jane is closer to Liu than Jeff

Jane would regularly visit Jeff in the hospital after the accident

Jane listens to true crime podcasts

Jane is shot with a flare gun while trying to protect Jeff from being shot by Randy (again)

She doesn't pass out every three seconds like in the original!

And that's about it for now, I have a lot more already detailed and summarized but I'm not going to include it here. I'll make sure to keep you all updated on her story as I write it!

Finally finished the first designs for my version of Jane the Killer! Currently working on her story, if you are interested at all, please let me know!

Finally Finished The First Designs For My Version Of Jane The Killer! Currently Working On Her Story,
Finally Finished The First Designs For My Version Of Jane The Killer! Currently Working On Her Story,

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1 year ago

YEEAAAHHHH CEPHALOPODS!!!

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

1 year ago

yessssssss

What Ppl Don’t Get Is That This Was Actually Fuel For Lesbian Monty Truther Nation (population: Me)
What Ppl Don’t Get Is That This Was Actually Fuel For Lesbian Monty Truther Nation (population: Me)
What Ppl Don’t Get Is That This Was Actually Fuel For Lesbian Monty Truther Nation (population: Me)

what ppl don’t get is that this was actually fuel for lesbian monty truther nation (population: me)


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10 months ago

LMAO IT ISSSSSS

had a realization last night

Had A Realization Last Night

lesser dog from undertale is literally laios’ fursona huh

1 year ago

In honor of Creepypasta day I've released the first episode of my new Slenderverse ARG (yes I know they are two very different things), it's called "ShootTheMessenger" on YouTube. The series will follow a victim of the Slenderman who now works for him, showing the often seen tropes of stalking, planting personal items, etc. And as the series goes on, I plan to turn the story into its own thing! I hope whoever reads this has an amazing day, and remember to check it out when you have the chance!


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1 year ago

I WILL BUY THIS. GIMMIE!!

Sighs -> picks up phone -> “prismo body pillow when” “I need a prismo body pillow” “how much for a prismo body pillow”-> sighs again -> picks up tablet

Sighs -> Picks Up Phone -> “prismo Body Pillow When” “I Need A Prismo Body Pillow” “how Much

Soon… wip (smirk)

Maybe I shouldn’t have put it in your heads, MAYBE I’m a bad influence. I don’t care; BODY PILLOW!

1 year ago

HOLY FUCK NO- THE WAY JASKIER’S FACE FUCKING DROPPED WHEN JENNIFER PUT HER HANDS ON GERALT’S FACE!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!


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