You can call me Coffee Find me on AO3 and bsky 32 || He/Him || Ten years too late to the fandom || Tired
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Latest Posts by coffeecollections - Page 3
Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”
I hate to say it but sometimes you have to lie to kids. You have to stretch the truth a little to save your own sanity. You have to pull the wool over their eyes just so you can sit down for fifteen seconds.
Yes, the chair is tired from spinning so much, we need to give him a break.
No, we can't go to the park when it's raining because they have to take apart all the park toys to keep them from rusting in the rain.
I'm sorry we can't buy that toy right now, another family reserved it and they're on the way to pick it up.
No you wouldn't like this, it's spicy.
Being bad at math but having to do math for a fic, so you have to somehow explain to someone GOOD at math what math must be done to get your solution without exposing yourself as a giant nerd who writes fanfiction
I hurt my own feelings with this one
(song is Through Glass by Stone Sour)
My other brother (who has consumed all of mha) is also here now and we were talking about endeavor bc he was a possibility in a blind box I bought for my fiance and I said if I got him I would be pissed and buddy looked me right in the eyes and said damn okay, calm down Dabi.
Why are they like this to me
My brother has been here for fifteen minutes and he's already not letting me breathe.
Him: what's with the bandana on your head
Me: oh it's to keep my hair out of my face? I have a weird widow's peak that I ruined by shaving it off for years for cosplay and I'm trying to grow it back out so it blends more with my hair?
Him: yeah but you didn't come up with that on your own. Which anime character did you get this from?
Me: WOW
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My brother has been here for fifteen minutes and he's already not letting me breathe.
Him: what's with the bandana on your head
Me: oh it's to keep my hair out of my face? I have a weird widow's peak that I ruined by shaving it off for years for cosplay and I'm trying to grow it back out so it blends more with my hair?
Him: yeah but you didn't come up with that on your own. Which anime character did you get this from?
Me: WOW
Mic 100% orchestrated this attack on Nezu, just look at his face 😭
I hurt my own feelings with this one
(song is Through Glass by Stone Sour)
I didn't have any ideas for fics but I DID hear some lyrics that emotionally damaged me so I'm gonna post them + some screenshots please hold c:
Send me good vibes and pray I don't forget any ideas I have during this seven hour drive to go see my family. I'm gonna be bored out of my SKULL
Send me good vibes and pray I don't forget any ideas I have during this seven hour drive to go see my family. I'm gonna be bored out of my SKULL
Hey guys, make sure when you apply to a job you check when the place opens and closes first. Otherwise your opening shift could be at 4:30am which means you have to wake yourself up at 3am to make it there on time!
every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is
Nothing like feeling the urge to write but you have nine million things to do, not one of them writing based
Sharing this wip because it'll prolly stay one forever but I need to share Best Jeanist and his Jorse (jean horse)
Had to inform someone what a billing address was and fix someone else's computer when the manager couldn't.
Chat am I in danger of becoming important at work?
I feel like I should get bonus pay for teaching three high schoolers at my job what a check looks like and how to enter the correct information into the system to take said nearly obsolete form of payment
Me, trying to cut down on WIPs: I won't write it unless I can come up with a really good name
Me, twenty seconds later, coming up with a really good name: GODDAMNIT
this is such a difficult decision but 'I'd Burn the City Down Just to Show You the Light' for the wip game!!
Fun fact: you can ask for multiples because you are a star ⭐
But "I'd Burn the City Down Just to Show You the Light" hasn't been written yet, but it's all plotted in my brain. I was listening to Fallout Boy, as I do, and that line just smacked me in the face.
It's gonna just be a two chapter little drabble about one half of EraserMic being kidnapped and the other finding them earlier on in their hero careers. Just a fun little romp for both parties.
We're shooting for canon compliance, but let's be real, it's gonna be a "squint and it's pretty compliant" moment from me again. I love operating in a vague area, timelines constrict me.
@plusultraetc was very kind and tagged me in this ask game!
Rules: In a new post, list the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
Favorite Color
Teeth (Sour Note Series)
So Tired Trying to See from Behind the Red in My Eyes (Sour Note Series)
Untitled Yamada's Turn for a Bad Day (Sour Note Series)
I've Been Denying How I Feel, You've Been Denying What You Want (Sour Note Series)
I'd Burn the City Down Just to Show You the Light
EraserMic + Class A (needs a better title)
Girl Dad Aizawa (needs a better title)
I don't have many mutuals so I won't tag anyone, but feel free to steal! This is super cute. And thank you in advance for any asks I shall receive
I feel like I should get bonus pay for teaching three high schoolers at my job what a check looks like and how to enter the correct information into the system to take said nearly obsolete form of payment
Todoroki brother shenanigans
