Jurassic Park ; Models And Animatronics

Mexican Lantanas

Hi, this is my first post. To anyone who sees this. Have a good day mate ;)

everyday i’m haunted by this moment from ep 111 it’s been 30 episodes what happened what’s going on

“Take a lot of pictures, you’ll only regret the ones that you didn’t take.”

— Unknown

I don’t remember if it was you or another blog.

But I remember seeing a single mom reader x Optimus. And the reader’s kid was a teen, and I found it so funny.

But imagine if the kid was a bit younger, like 3-9. Idk about you or anyone else, but I was an absolute YAPPER! At that age. Like giving animal facts and everything, because I had just watched wild krats and the world MUST know that cheetah’s have their own emotional support dogs.

Imagine Optimus trying to bond with the baby because he likes reader, and he just chilling with the kiddo while reading through some stuff.

Kiddo: did you know manatees can’t be mean?

Optimus just trying to work: I didn’t.

Kiddo: did you now cow’s have best friends?

Optimus: that’s nice.

Kiddo: did you know-

Optimus debating his life choice: do I like them that much?… yes- (he’s whipped)

Sorry for the yap session, I just thought it was cute 🤣. There needs to be more single mom reader x Optimus fics fr fr.

Step!dad Opti is doing things to me man, I love this so much, never apologize for your yap sessions

He would be so patient with his (though you don’t know it yet) adoptive kid. He listens to absolutely everything they tell him, and after every meeting, he walks away richer with fifty new facts about Earth’s flora and fauna. And thanks to his dedication to the child’s endless chatter, he’s bound to quickly earn the status of a cool alien father figure in their eyes <3

Imagine — one day, the kid brings him a drawing of Optimus, you, and themselves in the middle, just like kids often draw their families. Opti would definitely staple that drawing straight to his spark and think about it 24/7 <3

“Megatron says he wants another one of you,”

“I told him maybe, but honestly, I think one of you is perfect. My little Lumin.”

“You’re already a handful as it is,”

“But I wouldn’t trade you for the world.”

I feel paternal. HELP.

When people make disparaging comments, just say thank you.

“You’ve gain weight” “Thank you” “…”

Then they have to either settle with being misunderstood or double down and explicitly explain that they were intentionally being unkind.

I work at a church and religious people use coded language to say crummy things in camouflaged/passive aggressive ways. Today someone told me, “that was an…interesting sermon…”

“Thank you.” <smile>

Then I got to watch them squirm as they tried to decide how to respond.

Tl;dnr: when people are passive aggressive, just say thank you.

Continuation of this

In this AU Shockwave and Soundwave are together in a relationship, they don't care for labels but got married for benefits lol

Something took over me and made me draw G1 Orion and Megatron

Cogless Megatron looks like he’s demand the X-Box privileges from Starscream.

SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO 😭 Megatron is playing Strat Ball lol, he’s still bratty even with his cog

“Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.”

— Terry Pratchett