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Attention all celestial beings, deities, demons, and other ethereal entities inhabiting mortal meat suits:

We know it’s a bit of a drag dealing with these squishy, high-maintenance vessels. Eating? Sleeping? Showering? Yes, it’s all very mortal and inconvenient. But hey, this is your ride, and no one likes a broken-down car. Show some respect to your vessel—it’s literally carrying you around the mortal plane.

Here’s your “Vessel Maintenance Checklist”:

Fuel it properly! Eat some actual food—yes pizza rolls count but throw in a vegetable or two occasionally.

Hydrate. Your body right now is mostly made up of water. You need to replenish your reserves once in a while.

Sleep! At least 6-9 hours. Powering through is not a long-term solution, my friend.

Showering and grooming. A clean vessel is a happy vessel. Your mortal friends will thank you.

Stretch and move. A little walk won’t kill you!

Remember: Treat your vessel with kindness, or it can start feeling bad. You’ve been warned.

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hey what are you doing on my Pinterest feed.. (remembered one of your theriotypes is a barn owl and i tend to get recommended images of ‘em so.. very silly)

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How to vent about the same problem multiple times without people wanting to beat you to death with hammers

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៸៸ desirminecraftverse — when one wishes/wants/desires to be in the minecraft universe.

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requested by — self indulgent.

coiner — the leader.

extras — can be any version of minecraft, but intended to be the game.

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there's a block button and then there's a level above that which only exists in my head. i keep these people unblocked to keep tabs on them. we are in guerilla warfare and i am gathering intelligence.