Cokrouch - COCKROUCH

hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

I’m losing my mind

reblog ofc

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

my kinsidering list

aLiEn 👽🛸👽🛸👽🛸

Sea wolf 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌊(cuz i’m the alpha)

Some type of police dog 🐕🚨🐾

Some type of fight dog????? (idk bro)

bAt 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

crow? 🌚🌚🌚

mOtH 🐱🐱🐱🐥🐥🐥🐝🐝🐝🐡🐡🐡

bEEtlE 🪲🪲🪲

fox 🦊 (alpha but less so ig)

SHARK GRRRRR (what sound do sharks make?)

i can only cum if im facing towards true north

sorry for curling up at your feet and whimpering like an injured dog that wasn't very mysterious of me

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicable they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam