I Find It Hilarious When Someone In The Comments Of An Old Revolutionary/protest Song Is Like "beautiful

Other than the name, this just seems like culture shock. The lighting is weird because they bought the bulbs at a store you never knew existed. The smell is some cleaning product, perfume, or spice you've just never smelled before. The music is just foreign music in a genre you've never even heard of, and there are a few thousand languages on this planet, so it's no wonder you've never heard this one. The employees are all stressed because everyone is stressed right now... or maybe they have different traditions around hospitality? Regardless, all this is pointing to their food being amazing (and even if it isn't, you have a great story).

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

I was raised thinking eating raw tofu is normal and I still like it with ketchup

I am doing laundry at 3:45 AM and I'm a bit scared of myself

fact or crap zoomer edition: fax or cap

like/reblog if you still do a double take when someone writes “yt” like “yt privilege” are they doing some based race theory or are they implying that all youtubers have an unfair systemic advantage over non-youtubers

Aaaaaaah I am in Existential Discomfort because I can't handle listening to people I can only T a l k and therefore I am destined to have no real friends sfhczdgfx

the french contest at school didn’t work due to tech issues and kept saying “you are not allowed to take this course” and now I’m just sitting in the gazebo outside the library bc it’s raining and existentially pondering if I am, in fact, allowed to take french

i hate when people say “mild autism” like b i’m the conductor of the autism train and you’re not even riding in it

red light district but it’s only people in traffic light fursuits

Happy Days of the Proletariat! Upside of having May Day on a weekend: lots of people, including myself, have it off. Downside: no passing out leftist-themed trading cards or dressing up like a revolutionary for school. Oh, come on, Soviet parades were extra too...right? https://www.instagram.com/p/COWsBwBlQPN/?igshid=88pvxu2ievy8