At This Point, I Have To Admit That My Favourite Character In Any Media Is The Kindhearted, Inherently

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A few more very silly thoughts on the Ford is convinced the twins are his and Bills kids (Links here and here)

Ford finding more and more evidence like him looking at the smile-dip Mable are and the ingredients and being like 'No human would survive this' and listening to her Mabel's guide to and like '...Yep...yep she's Bill's... oh god gotta make sure to watch her when she actually use her powers she could destroy the timeline'

Him watching Dipper's guide to the unexplained and like 'yeah my kid...I would have totally done this'

Him hearing the names Bill called them 'shooting star' and just internally screaming. Him looking at Dipper 'What did Bill call you?' 'Oh pine tree' and Ford like oh ok that's not to bad and then seeing Dipper's birthmark and the internal screaming starts again.

Also him finding out bout Mabel's karaoke contest and love of karaoke and just getting flashbacks.

Ford:Stanley...

Stan:What Sixer?

Ford:...I am calling in twin bond I am going to say something and you are not allowed to judge me

Stan:...

Stan:Oh my fucking god what did you do?

Ford:...I may have remembered something and the twins...might not have been created just out of magic and more inthetradiaionalsense

Stan:YOUFUCKEDTHETRIANGLE?!?

Silence in the library 

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

me slinking over to fanfic.net like a depressed teenager visiting their lesser liked divorced parent

Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

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I I love alcohol mmmm yummy

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.