Obey Me Ship Names Suck Ass Actually. BARBSIM?? That's Stupid As Hell It's Obviously Simatos. Hell I'd

I finally made my own design for Sun+Moon instead of stealing one from an artist better than me hahaAHAAA- Aka I gave them one of those cat bells :)

Its kinda fucked up for all the characters to go off to the Castle for some sort of secret meeting and leave Mc and Luke at home

Like

It's putting Mc on the level of a literal child, just cause they're a human, we all know the only reason Solomon is invited is cause they don't see his ancient ass as a human

Anyways the micro aggressions go wild

(man and those fanfics where LUKE goes to the meeting aswell holy shit that has me fucked up)

Is this about Shane Dawson and Steve Harvey????

no more de-aged, hairless and twinkified shane and harvey. Their appeal is being neurodivergent wrinkly dilfs and im RIGHT.

Barbatos rounds the corner, he walks directly past you, without eye contact or a greeting. He's covered in flour and eggs, head to toe...

Mammon final got a W. The world shivers.

Barbatos: I wanted to have a good day today.. but no. Body horror.

Mc: Are you okay-

Barbatos: there's an eyelash in my eye.

Who tf voted Lucifer??

2 alcoholics perfectly functional adults avoiding their problems

I bet you're secretly a Lucifucker :/

You think he's cute? you wanna fuk his bussy? push him down the stairs? snap his neck??? A walking tragedy is all you'll amount to, both of you

lets all ignore the supervillain monologue and look at this instead

mc gets lucifer to buy all their drinks =w=) extortion moments

sorry for probably spam reblogging, I'm really normal abt ur blog. Hope I didn't clog up your notes :q

Hello colourful cake 1

Do it more actually nothing of note going on in those notes.

I need people to interact with me so I still feel real you don't understand.

This post is about kingdom hearts how tf did I tag persoa 5

Pride is nothing compared to the ernest desire to be a cop

Now that the confirmed parental relationship is confirmed with Barbatos and Diavolo I am once again back with my demands. I expected a whole lot more cute stupid domestic fluff fanfic with them and I will take nothing less, you can write your filthy demon porn all you want I don't care but I swear on the demon kings name if I don't see atleast 5 non ship fanfics with them I WILL CRY and it will be YOUR FAULT

Look at him. He got lost on his way to visit his new friend Mc. How can you not want to write a fanfic about a cool time lord butler taking care of his dumbass??? Did you not look at the picture???