You Guys Think Paradise Lost Was Always Shaped Like A Wing? Or Did It Gain That Shape After Lucifer Showed

A father broke into the Furry Sanctuary cause his son is at that age where he's asking questions

I feel like Barbatos is the type to lie straight to Diavolo's face while knowing full well Diavolo knows he's lying

Dude I think you're gonna get food poisoning don't eat that

Does anyone even use the big store candy machines anymore?? I don't even see children getting candy from them at this point but they're still keeping them stocked for some reason

So many feelings about this

“Young Master.”

“Barbatos…”

“Care to tell me what might be troubling you? I can already guess what this is regarding, but even so.”

“I want to go check on Lucifer. To see how his condition is progressing, and if he’s all right…”

“Well then, why don’t you?”

“Because I don’t have the right…”

“Interesting. I wasn’t aware that you needed a right to go visit a friend who’s ill.”

“Ughhh, if only I’d told Lucifer everything sooner!”

“Indeed, yes…”

“I mean, I never imagined that Lucifer would end up losing his memory…!”

“It was most shocking, yes.”

“It’s all my fault… I made things even worse than they already were…”

“Yes, very true.”

“You know, you’re being awfully cold, Barbatos. Couldn’t you at least try to be on my side somewhat?”

“Once Lucifer regains his memory, perhaps you should tell him what you just told me?”

— Barbatos and Diavolo (Chapter 37-16 H)

all my good cards in one place >>

Just uh, cause I need to keep them somewhere

Are these official? They look like Ai, look at the first image of Simeon, look at his head, and look at Barbatos' hands in second image,,

not even gonna mention the feet lol but Diavolo's in the second image specifically are wack

THE SIDE CHARACTERS ARE GETTING BODY PILLOWS!!!

I’ve posted the link for it for anyone who wants to get one ~3~

It's their first time going to prison in the human world ✨

Refs below! Taken directly from the movie trailer Barbie :) The instance I saw the scene, I knew it had to be them lmao

(I know the suits are not their human world ones', just thought they would fit their photographs better! :D)

Barbatos watching Diavolo commit his 27th war crime this week pretending not to care

so I’m trying to finish a headcanon thing- it's kinda turning into a full fanfic and its taking alot of my energy so-

I thought about using a “story generator” to give myself some ~inspiration~ but the story came out SO WEIRD and SO FUNNY to me- so I think it would be a disservice to NOT sharing it with you all~

Enjoy! //or don’t-//

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Story Name: dark the daycare

A Nb Reader X Moon... fanfic?? fluff?? (short story-)

(It's supposed to be a Nb reader story but Nb wasn't an option rip)

(I Named the reader “reader ---” and moon “moon ---”)

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Reader --- had always loved dark The daycare with its pickled, powerful play-structures. It was a place where he felt scared.

He was a creepy, overbearing, water drinker, with tall arms and dark thighs. His friends saw him as a harsh, hollow human. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a ratty toddler. That's the sort of man he was.

Reader walked over to the window and reflected on his colorful surroundings. The dull teased like crying cats.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Moon ---. Moon was an annoyed moon animatronic with short arms and scary thighs.

Reader gulped. He was not prepared for Moon.

As Reader stepped outside and Moon came closer, he could see the ratty smile on his face.

"I am here because I want your life," Moon bellowed, in an impatient tone. He slammed his fist against Reader's chest, with the force of 4875 doves. "I frigging hate you, Reader ---."

Reader looked back, even more scary and still fingering the soft sleep cap. "Moon, leave me alone," he replied.

They looked at each other with sob feelings, like two large, light lizards shivering at a very aggressive work, which had childlike music playing in the background and two adorable uncles fighting to the beat.

Reader regarded Moon's short arms and scary thighs. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Moon.

"Please?" begged Reader with puppy dog eyes.

Moon looked amused, his body blushing like a shiny, selfish security pass.

Then Moon came inside for a nice drink of water.

THE END

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uhh- ya that was fun... w- what was your favorite part of the story? Mine was when uhh Moon apparently drank water

I named the villain Jekyll and the puppet Hyde just to pull a fast one on em

wow i forgot everyhing about fallen hero so i replaying book 1 now. really tempted to name the villain ratatouille