I Was A HUGE Reader As A Kid, Like One Of Those Gifted Kids That Read Multiple Grade Levels Above My

Can’t believe Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice in the 2000s

And in 2015 Emily Brontë released literary clsssic Wuthering Heights

Thank God someone paved the way for them…

not to hype up my malevolent playlist again but it is consistently so funny to me that I have this shit organized like the navy in painstaking order with attention put to every single song choice and placement with very intentional vibes per season from the chaotic rough minor key of s1 to the horror soundtracks and liminality of s2 to the grief and betrayal and hurt of s3 to the meandering and rediscovering and new faces of s4 to the lost but finally synced up and driven s5. and also bonetrousel is in there for yorick fwsjahdjahfj

and also i refuse to change the name because i think its funny

“my child is fine” your child bought a $30 microphone and is making a fiction podcast

i wish i could pause life and lay in bed for 3 months and just catch my fucking breath

i am not usually one to repost my tweets and i dont know if tumblr is into chappell roan but i thought this needed sharing (ALSO since i originally drafted this post i went to sleep and woke up with this tweet having over 1000 likes)

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

5-25% off is a discount, 30-50% off is a deal, and 60-90% off is clearance. I'm TRUELY SICK of being lured to a clearance section for a measly 20% like please be serious

Crop top that says "i love biting" paired with booty shorts that say "i love biting" paired with a baseball cap that says "i love biting" paired with long socks that each say "i love biting" paired with some flip flops