Cosmicentity27 - I Just Kinda Exist

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

PLEASE PLEASE HELP MY MUSLIM FRIEND ESCAPE AN ABUSIVE SITUATION I'm sorry to have to ask for a fundraiser boost again but y'all helped me before and now I'm asking for my friend. Every since recent events she has been experiencing increased discrimination and violence from her roommate because she is a hijabi. Her roomie forcibly snatched it during a fight, threatened to kick her out for a stupid misunderstanding, and has recently started calling her slurs. I'm incredibly worried that the situation will escalate to more violence (as is she). I told her that I would promote a fundraiser for her, so she set up one on kofi. The links are below Layla's paypal: paypal.me/laylamarish Layla's kofi https://ko-fi.com/laylamarish the money is for the gas money, renting a uhaul, and starting a new life in a new state. Thank you!!!

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.

Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.

Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:

Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.

Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:

Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.

Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.

Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.

Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?

Roy: But Bruce said-

Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-

*cut to Jason fighting Batman*

Roy: So does this count, or…

Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?

Steph: Outsourcing.

Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*

This is dedicated to all fics with "Danny visits the Watchtower for the first time not knowing it's in space" scene

And as a bonus John Constantine in background

Also under the cut just Danny in awe

I appreciated the positive rep for groups that are constantly overlooked

For those searching I’m pretty sure you can find it on HBO Max

Reblog if you remember this motherfucker:

I'm only on chapter 3 and I've already cried twice what rhe fuxk

y'all read this book if you wanna feel so fucking seen