I came across this exactly 16 minutes after finishing my osha training
Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.
Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"
Jokes on all of you
I can read sideways AND upside down
I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from
You gon be waiting a long time cuz Ashley ain’t here
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
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You have been visited by the Poilu of Plenty, reblog to bring yourself a boon of charcuterie.
Would you answer the ancient call?
I got the idea from someone on discord. Optimus going pspspspps to a human like a cat, I would definitely approach idc.
This is dedicated to all fics with "Danny visits the Watchtower for the first time not knowing it's in space" scene
And as a bonus John Constantine in background
Also under the cut just Danny in awe
Its The Pumpkin King...
“transition poses some ethical questions. Such as, from what age should you be allowed to irreversibly change your body.“
This of course completely ignores the fact that puberty makes irreversible changes to your body. But let us just rephrase the question: “from what age do you gain bodily autonomy?” Now it gets very easy to answer: From the moment you’re fucking born.
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